@Yarrr: Bah, I'm "training" for the Annapolis 10 Mile Run at the end of August. For the past few years, it's been my only motivation to exercise. I'll feel accomplished if I can carry myself over the finish line.

Holy shit I'm buying this. EA better not F this up.

@DRaGZ:

@Yarrr: Right back at ya!

That ass-hat James Cameron took the wind out of M. Knight Shamalamadingdong's sails when he preempted him by naming that Smurfs-meets-Pocahontas flick, Avatar.

A gel that assists in growing teeth?

I feel secure enough in my masculinity that I can say this:

Let me go on record by saying that I'm a sucker for pretty much anything made of CNC machined aluminum, tight tolerances and hardware requiring allen keys.

A "real" lightsaber?

This looks like an "I" to me.

Murphy's ready for action.

Is it too early to short DELL Inc.?

@ssewell: Excellent. Thank you.

What I want to know is, what kind of crazy document-reader is that which is published on...

We were there first.

@Bryanv2:

*This* is a convincing leak.

Seriously, never say never.

@ID10T: Promoted because we've got an I-D-TEN-T situation here.

Never say never!