Old enough to not get hacked, or recalled on a monthly basis.

/screams

Most cringeworthy video I’ve seen in a while. Can ferrari use their super douche powers to confiscate this car from this particular ass clown. I mean they send out cease and desist orders all the time for lesser things right?? I can’t image it would be to hard to find the owner either.

When I was 17, I boldly exclaimed that I “would f*ck a ham sandwich, if I had to.” And I firmly held that belief for a lot, A LOT, less... You're all choking on your pride. Come here you big hairy slut; come get you some of this.

The M178/M177 4.0L Twin-Turbo V8 really shouldn’t sound like the way it does.

But AMG did a great job making it sound as close as possible to the outgoing M156 6.2L NA V8.

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

15 thousand miles?! Slow down, you’re using up all the fancy too fast.

Oh it’s still alive and well. Unfortunately the communities of baby boomers are killing off tracks (road course and drag strips) that even they used to race at because of either “noise pollution” or some BS that causes their house to be devalued by x amount for resale even though they had the houses built within…

If I owned a Miura I’d be too raw from touching myself all the time while looking at it to drive it.

Came looking for this. Was not disappointed

It was more from their tractor division than their Automobili division... and i love it.

I feel like the Miata and ATS-V are the only 2 cars being continually tested week after week here in Jalop land.

You win the weekend Jalopnik. I’m going home. Wait, I’m already home.

Obligatory:

Aren't you the one that makes these lists?

Entry fee is about $2500 per team, less if you register early. Costs depend on how fuel efficient your car is, how expensive your tires and brakes are, how quickly they wear, and how much you like to eat. I spent about $105 on food during the trip, quite reasonable.

The 740 iL/750iL

pure... uncut... awesome.