Sometimes I wonder what kind of amazing video games Hideo Kojima would make if he retained his talents but also wasn’t a crazy person.

Wow are they seriously charging $50 for an expansion to a 12 year old game? Ballsy.

Is that the only publicly available image to put with articles about this game?

No, this is a good idea. The reason people whined about the modern day sections in the game is that the GAMEPLAY in them sucked compared to the past portions.

Can we talk about the “Someone did x” headline type? It seems really douchey to me, and it gets used everywhere. “Someone invented this”, “someone found a way to that.” Essentially, you’re saying that this person’s work is good enough to share, but the dipshit that did the work is a nobody. Not only that, by forgoing…

The Wii u’s problem is that they botched a lot of the first party shit

I love these movies for kind of the same reason John wick was awesome. This guy is highly trained. Every fight shouldn’t be some elaborate sequence. Unless the guy he’s fighting is any good, he. just. puts. people. down.

Every time I see one of these I’m disappointed its a video. Every single time.

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So following this logic, you agree with their decision to take what is, according to you, an underperforming IP and attach it to a game that won’t even satisfy the core fans of that IP. And you think this is a good strategy?

Did you watch the second episode? It was great!

This isn’t a holiday inn. The Ahwahnee is a piece of history.

My wedding reception was at the Majestic Yosemite Hotel. This sucks.

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EVERYONE should name their kids Frank, Steven, Michael or John. Every other name is a fake bullshit name, also something about getting beaten up at school.

Serious question: do they name these games with a random word generator?

I went to Regis. No media ever tried to attend an event like this when I was there. I doubt you got special treatment. It’s more likely they hadn’t thought about whether they wanted media at events like this because they never tried to come before.

His responses read as someone who was completely blind-sided by the backlash to this announcement.

I almost got a cat once but then I bought a vase instead.

Everything the Patriots have done already had an asterisk next to it anyway. If everyone already knows you’re a cheater you may as well keep it going.