Guess it's not too hard to figure out which guy gives all the other coaches wedgies and takes their lunch money.

True, but the point is that he shouldn't have laid hands on a guy who obviously wanted nothing to do with what was going on. He got what he deserved.

If a guy comes up and smacks me in the face in public for no reason, it doesn't matter if he just tapped me or threw as hard as he could. If I'm still on my feet, I'm…

You start acting like a jackass to people in public, you better keep your peripheral vision on high alert. Was it a cheap shot? Maybe. Did the guy deserve it? Without a doubt. The second he started laying his hands on random people, it was basically open season for anyone there to lay into him.

+1 Magic card

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

He's "confident" in the same way that Raiders fans are "confident" that they will destroy any other team.

Confident here obviously means delusional.

So Christians hate vaginas?

Come on guys...it's obviously an application to be a Disney Channel star.

Fantastic. +1

If I could, I would nominate this for an Oscar for best screenplay.

3 grand? I was able to get Jamarcus Russell to watch the Super Bowl with me, and it only cost me $100 worth of cheeseburgers and a diet purple drank.

+1 Ultimate Warrior

This is my favorite thing today.

Wow...my little Deadspin is all grown up. So proud.

Beautifully done.

A couple years ago, I bought an authentic jersey at an officially licensed Chargers store in downtown San Diego. Got it home and realized that, while the numbers were sewn on, the bolts on the sleeve were iron on. I paid over $200 for that.

A couple years ago, I bought an authentic jersey at an officially licensed Chargers store in downtown San Diego. Got it home and realized that, while the numbers were sewn on, the bolts on the sleeve were iron on. I paid over $200 for that.

A couple years ago, I bought an authentic jersey at an officially licensed Chargers store in downtown San Diego. Got it home and realized that, while the numbers were sewn on, the bolts on the sleeve were iron on. I paid over $200 for that.

A couple years ago, I bought an authentic jersey at an officially licensed Chargers store in downtown San Diego. Got it home and realized that, while the numbers were sewn on, the bolts on the sleeve were iron on. I paid over $200 for that.

A couple years ago, I bought an authentic jersey at an officially licensed Chargers store in downtown San Diego. Got it home and realized that, while the numbers were sewn on, the bolts on the sleeve were iron on. I paid over $200 for that.