In older models (particularly the 1947 Deluxe Gas Princess) it can be used as a foot soaking tub. Since, as a woman, you’d be spending most of your time in front of it.

For the record I’m not a google employee. I signed up for fi as a regular pleb and got my phone about a month ago. I haven’t had anything close to your experience. I don’t even know where to begin to compare my experience to yours because I have experienced NONE of the issues you are talking about.

My five-year-old upon seeing one of these buttons in the house: “What does this button do?” *press press press press press press press press press press press press press press press press press press press press press press press press press press*

Now, there’s also the Moto X Play, and it is all about the battery—an absolutely monstrous $3,630 mAh battery.

“Now you’re a man, man, man, a manly... manly may-unnnn!”

Didn’t see any credits given to Futurama.

Remind me to never go to a magic show with you.

It looks like they gave up halfway through making it. Like they just looked down after toasting the bun and putting on the first part of the lobster “Christ, what are we doing with our lives? I just can’t even”.

Tidal is great, you just need high quality headphones like Beats to truly appreciate it.

This is nothing. The New York Mets have been pretending to be a pro-style team for 53 years.

The announcers said “Koko B. Ware.”

This is exactly how I feel this morning and I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

and you just know they’d have some annoying logo like this...

What was wrong with Blatt's first play?

In fairness, what were the odds his helmet would hit anyone throwing it into the stands at an AFL game?

has earned the Arena Football equivalent of being waived

Definitely due to the deflated balls. Not Chicago’s 30th ranked pass defense.