Why the fuck was he here? GET OUT OF MY CITY, ASSHOLE!

He ignored the guy three times but it finally got to be too much. This won’t be the last time he would’ve been better opting for a quadruple bypass.

Video proof that now Chris Christie values Nacho chili fries from Milwaukee, Wisconsin more over his constituents in New Jersey. What the fuck is the guy doing there, anyway?

“I’m more important to this team than one of the best players to ever play this game. I mean we were making the playoffs before Lebron came back. He didn’t add 20 wins to our win total the first year back. Cleveland is a cool city. Everyone loves former Duke players in the NBA. I could totally carry a team like Lebron…

I’d like to say that we, as a nation, have finally wisened up to such chicanery but November wasn’t that long ago.

To boost sales, promoters say that, immediately following the fight, Mayweather will face McGregor in a spelling bee.

Wow, this low-quality media product is really diluting Shaq’s brand.

That hot dog with ketchup mascot is an abomination. As is anyone who puts ketchup on a hot dog, this includes young children.

You know, there are a lot of ...let’s say questionable/controversial...Marchman takes out there, but deriding a Dollar Dog Night is a bridge too far.

Jose Quintana is having a little bit of an off year. His 2.4 fWAR are still more than anyone on the Cubs staff this year. Over the last three years, he is almost exactly the same pitcher as John Lester, just with a few less strikeouts and a few less HR allowed, even though he has had to pitch to a DH in almost every…

She was fired from the Post in 2009, and says the Daily News rejected her subsequent offer to write for them for free.

Oh I don’t know - she’s ninety-fucking-four! That’s BEYOND a good run by any possible measure. The fact that she still has a column at all, is sort of miraculous. How many working nonagenarians does anyone know?

I don’t know. I read that article this morning and was surprised at the number of comments about it being “sad.” IMO, just the fact that Smith is 94 years old and has enough mental acuity to be aware of her irrelevance automatically makes it not sad. What is unfortunate is that she only defines herself by what she…

Depending on how “real” this street fight is, the greatest MMA/Boxing/whatever practitioner in the world is losing to the dude with a pistol and 5 hours range training.

How do you bet on a sure thing when you can’t be certain the fight is on the up and up, though? The whole fight is a sideshow, and you shouldn’t trust anyone involved with it with so much as a fucking penny.

Here’s a game that’s been floating around:

Maybe he went to check out the edge of the flat earth and fell off?

While the “Ball Brothers” doesn’t have the same ring as the Menendez Brothers, I really see no other options here.

Man, I was really hoping to see George H. W. kicking someone’s ass.

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