Plus, he’s so hot right now.

He may have been demoted to Triple A for now, but Hansel should be able to find his way back to the Majors thanks to the trail of breadcrumbs he left.

It’s really calvin’s dick if you think about it

I don’t know if that was Iverson’s first time hearing that song. I do know that it was the first and last time I listen to that song.

His gravitational pull should open some passing lanes for McCaffrey and Samuel.

Panthers fan here. There was concern last year, coming off his ACL injury, that his weight had ballooned. Early on in the season, there were reports of Panthers FO and coaching staff people grumbling about his “conditioning”.

Maybe they should convert him to Celsius or Fahrenheit for an instant reduction.

I’m here for the fat drama and I won’t apologize for it.

“OK sure, what’s the worst that could happen?”

“Yeah, but what happens when the trophy won’t touch you?!”

Yeah, this. It’s like a combined no-hitter but less special.

I haven’t seen that many “KKK” signs in Fenway since last week.

So what you are telling me is it took an extra out and 4 more pitchers than what a 21 year old rookie Kerry Wood accomplished by himself?

“Not sure this is the way to go about that” is the kindest thing you could possibly say about anything Trump says.

The working assumption now is that Donald Trumps doesn’t know anything, period.

The only thing he wants to import from Germany is Naziism. AMIRITE?!?

There are no words for the sheer volume of stupid behind this man.

What a fucking idiot.

Not thrilled that the Yankees are doing the thirsty as fuck “Judge’s Chambers” for a guy who has played 70 big league games.

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats