Has there ever been an automated social media promotion that went well?

I love when brands expect us to cooperate as if we won’t immediately ruin their campaign. It’s like handing a 12 year old a can of spray paint and acting surprised when their wall is covered in dicks.

Can’t imagine Renteria enjoys the five or six times a week Quintana barges into his office on gameday screaming “HEY, WHAT’S THIS DAY OF REST SHIT?!”

Here’s something I never thought I’d say: I think we’d be way better off with Dwayne Johnson as President. We’d be better off with the Rock as President. He loves his daughter in a way where he dances while dressed as Pikachu, not where he jokes about sex with her. He loves dogs. He doesn’t think exercise will kill…

So I do have one gripe:

This is the most impressive comment so far.

My freshman year of college, I completed the “pizza two mile” with several of my cross-country teammates. One whole Papa John’s large cheese pizza, eight laps on a track. Eat a slice, run a lap, continue for eight of each. I finished the ordeal in 16 minutes and 17 seconds, and it remains both my greatest athletic and…

Counter fact...huge swaths of the people that can afford to go to these games DONT actually live in the city. They live in the Burbs. Chicago is a great example. Very few people who can afford to pay for a Blackhawks playoff ticket live in the city of Chicago. Most live in the northern (and more recently western)…

The David Ross phenomenon in Chicago was incredibly organic though I’m sure it looks kinda weird from the outside. In the 2015 season he won over the clubhouse, with fans probably having a positive, if not strong, image of him (“I like that second-string catcher Daniel Ross fellow, I guess.”). In the 2016 season, a…

a journeyman catcher who inexplicably became a Chicago folk hero despite only playing two seasons with the Cubs (after inexplicably becoming a Boston folk hero despite only playing two seasons with the Red Sox)?

I totally agree with this. I also can’t blame the guy for accepting every single offer thrown his way right as he retires.

I heard it was because the NHL had been shoving liberal politics down our throats.

I’m trying to picture rush hour in Canada and all I can see are drivers apologizing profusely and insisting that others go first.

Similarly, if Sean Hannity were murdered, I would find that very interesting. My heart would not be troubled in the least.

when jack del rio says he wants to ax you something, run

100% Kershaw over any of those guys. But Chris Sale might be worthy of a conversation.

Puig: Yo la tengo!

In middle school, I straight up ran through my left fielder while tracking down a fly ball. We were mostly unharmed, but those collisions can wreck you. We obviously don’t have audio from the field but Pederson in that last second looked pretty surprised that Puig was there. They probably didn’t yell out, or they…

There is no indication that he tried to punch someone. My asshole brother punched the wall on two different occasions during an argument, and the wall was the intended target. The purpose of it was to be intimidating.

The Edge is 10" longer, 4" wider, and 3" taller than the Escape, meaning that’s just a poorly made image in general.