I haven’t seen a beating in Boston like that since Mark Wahlberg blinded that guy while committing multiple hate crimes.

$3 million buys a lot of crab legs, but I guess it doesn’t matter when you can just tuck them under your shirt and walk out the door with them.

As a cock-wielding cock lover, I can’t really imagine going down on a girl (for obviously reasons), but even I am not a huge fan of oral sex because the smell/taste can be...not ideal depending on the guy/whatever.

To get better at oral sex, practice on a banana.

$3M a year is a pretty reasonable rate for a competent backup QB. There’s a number who are getting paid well more than that. You can take the risk that you’ll never need a competent backup QB, and you might not, but if you do and don’t have one, your season is generally down the drain.

Bucs have a shot at the playoffs, if Winston goes down they need someone who gives them a puncher’s chance for a few games. They’re not eager to roll the dice on someone who’s never played.

Maybe the Bucs are hoping that Fitzpatrick will share with Jameis some of the insights he picked up during his contract standoff. Specifically, the meaning of the word “no.”

The “we are/were pregnant” thing makes me a bit nauseated.

Walking is for the poor.

There’s only one piece of advice that people should offer at commencement addresses: Everybody is an idiot.

Wow, with a buss pass do I get to kiss anyone?

I’m glad your kids thrived, I truly am, but you gotta tell people what to do if their kids don’t. That happens, it happens a lot. I’ve always moved around, fortunately I never had kids though but many of my contemporaries did. Some of their kids did okay, some did really well, more than a few handled moves badly…

The good thing is that after Trump gets impeached and removed, guys like this will be shown the door rather quickly. Pence is a piece of shit, but I can’t see him keeping Clarke or DeVos around.

On CNN or MSNBC (don’t remember which) this afternoon, the guy who was Assistant Secretary of Homeland Security under Obama said that Clarke is probably the absolute worst choice for the job and shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near Homeland Security.

Except that most of the “liberalness” of ESPN has been “Hey, don’t be racist or sexist, especially in public.”

details of how exactly he fell are not known

Agreed. The “don’t speak ill of the dead” crowd forget that Ailes was an objectively terrible human being with no apparent redeeming values.

I’ve probably seen Cornell, whether with Soundgarden, Audioslave, or solo, more than any other performer. This news really shook me up. People considering suicide should never forget there are resources to help them.

Correct. Had Cornell been 77 and Ailes been 52, we could call it a wash.

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.