You’re really trying to downplay this, aren’t you?

The trick to this problem is to bring your own bomb on board. The odds that there’s one bomb on a plane is incredibly small, but the odds of there being two bombs on board are infinitesimal...

This makes too much sense, so there’s not way Goodell would agree unless the players agree that having once heard of a friend who might have known someone who used marijuana is cause for a lifetime ban.

But this is Deadspin, where they praise multi-year tanks in baseball for being forward-thinking (Cubs, Astros).

For me the two biggest reasons “the process” hasn’t been more successful are that (1) they’ve been unlucky with their draft picks (either due to injury or lack of talent) and (2) the process isn’t designed to be successful for another couple of years. They were horrible a few years ago but next year they could go into…

I’m a straight man and I love me some GG.

Schilling continued, “No one ever yelled the N-word at me, so I have no reason to believe someone yelled it at Adam.”

“I guess I’ll find out on his wedding day!”

“they believed it put certain teams at a disadvantage - those which played a full OT, up to 25 percent more snaps than everyone else, on a Sunday, then had to come back on short rest for a Thursday game.”

Also, maybe get rid of Thursday night football because it’s dumb and shitty and it’s dangerous to make guys play on only 3 days rest? I dunno, just spitballing here

This is gonna be a huuuuge seller in St. Olaf.

Story time!

Was listening to him speak at the Coast Guard commencement ceremony a few minutes ago and he said this about himself: “No politician in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.”

I wish the Preds weren’t so insecure about themselves. I remember they tried to ban anyone with a Chicago zip code from purchasing tickets a few years back after ‘Hawks fans made noise during a playoff series.

They didn’t need to do that. They’ve built a good franchise with a solid fanbase and a stadium that cannot be…

Someday we’re going to look back at headlines like “The Lakers get the chance to draft Lavar Ball’s son” and laugh and laugh and laugh.

He’s never been IN the black either.

Yes. Socialism. Nothing at all to do with a lunatic dictator suspending the Constitution, legislature, and civil rights. I guess we should all wait for the similar inevitable collapse in Sweden and Denmark.

Dude, pit bulls are sweet, sweet doggos. And they get treated like shit and have to be rescued by good souls.

Dragons and Wizards

RE: Chip flavors: does anyone else feel like the whole “Lay’s flavors that were suggested by fans” thing does not have a good batting average?