Oh my god, this goddamn sentence:

Always interesting how the states with the biggest economies are considered to be sooooooo anti-business (looking at you Massachusetts, New York, Illinois, etc), while decrepit backwater shitholes like Kansas and Oklahoma are considered sooo business-friendly.

Oh yay, I have the right to spend a week driving across the country instead. Consumer choice: so great.

Yes buttercup. That’s exactly how you do it. I know adulting is hard but dealing with situations where you have no control comes with the territory.

I agree with most of this, but this article conflates “denying boarding” with “being removed from the plane after being permitted to board”.
Those are two very different acts, and they have different rules both at a federal level and within the carriage agreement at the airlines.
Long story short:
-They can deny…

And yet it’s about the 6th-largest economy on the planet and the epicenter of tech and entertainment business. Yep, CA is sooooooo anti-business.

Congratulations on finding the outlier. Unpaid internships are still bullshit.

There’s a term for guys like you, and it shares a name with one of the Synoptic Gospels.

How many high crimes and misdemeanors does this make? Literal treason at this point and the gutless GOP still happily sells out our country for their hideous agenda.

It’s OK, you guys. The WaPo comment section assures me that this is FAKE NEWS.

What’s the deal with fucking taboola though? How is it acceptable to populate your site with literal scam ads. (That have no effective targeting or actual relevancy to anything ever.)

Well, if viewed in the most generous light, with a fatalist perspective

Trump Won’t Exercise For Fear Of Depleting His Body’s Finite Store Of Energy

He probably ought to get used to becoming a victim of poor glock managment.

Well it turned out better than the last incident they had involving a Kansas City player, a gun and a parked car.

You heard the man, people: do not, under any circumstances, like, share, retweet or discuss any Deadspin articles, no matter how much you may have enjoyed them, lest they gain goodwill without proper payment. And need I remind you that they are owned by a multibillion-dollar company?! I can’t quite articulate why that…

(jumps out of time traveling Yugo in a town square in Montreal in the 1950s) THE CONFERENCE FINALS IN 2017 WILL BE PLAYED BY ANAHEIM AND NASHVILLE (hops back in before mass civil unrest erupts in Canada)

He’s literally fucking up, all right.

“more than half of us”

Stop saying Pop for prez. I know it’s a joke, but we are dumb and most likely will elect a basketball coach as President. I know he’s very smart. He’s a great leader. And he especially would tell you to cut that shit out and start taking politics seriously so as to avoid repeating the mistake of voting for the most…