How does this injury affect his trigger finger?

The Yankees will either get a shot in the arm or a shot in the garage wall when he returns

I think Mitchell will get rushed out around week 9 or 10 and not do well given the rest of the team. Fox will get fired and us Bears fans will yearn for the days of Cutler firing passes into double coverage and getting sacked 5 times a game.

The Bears get the honor of really fucking it up this year. You guys are in the clear for once.

If he doesn’t pan out, I’m going to be so annoyed by everyone mocking them for blowing the #1 pick when this WHOLE time he was the consensus top prospect and every single analyst in the world said they’d be fucking up if they didn’t take him.

The same could be said for pussy.

I’d guess that most people who ever do play football don’t play it much after high school. It really is a sport that lends itself more to spectating, as getting an available field and two full teams to play with is hard.

Still disappointing though compared to his mentor.

He was there with his inner circle: family, friends, agents—all the people who ran his professional life...

So does he talk about the steroids he took in this “tell it all” book or is it a “tell most of it” book?

Yes. That’s correct. It still doesn’t make the content notable.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA David fucking Ortiz is calling someone arrogant and disrespectful?

Currently, yes, that is the standard for contract of carriage. They can do that in part because passengers have the option to carry valuable electronics in the cabin. If passengers can’t carry their valuables in the cabin, airlines will be under an enormous amount of pressure to protect electronics from theft and…

People are still asking questions, organizing protest marches, and writing negative opinion columns. That can’t stand. People still think they have rights. gotta fix that. They know that the dump-them-in-the-pot approach will lead to violence, so they’re trying the turn-up-the-heat-slowly approach and hope we…

Who cares? Outside of the realm of forced-to business travellers, who the actual fucks in their right minds would travel to the US?

Exactly.

When I see a master chef, all I see is a man or woman who will continually try and fail to come up with something better than the double cheeseburger.

Yes?

So this guy went by himself into an alley to fight two NFL players? Am I drunk and reading this wrong?

I would imagine that all of them have material representations, but only 1% have a material misrepresentation.