God, kids/teenagers are the fucking worst. Sociopaths, all of them.

Yeah, I get why you’d feel guilty about what you did but anyone who would have a dog put to sleep for breaking a case deserves to die a slow painful death. What a cunt.

It’s not peak Aaron Rodgers until the Packers make an early playoff exit.

Plus, the Bears still have a competent, aging, injury-prone QB in Cutler under contract. Why the hell would they dump him for Romo?

Amazing and not at all deserving of being called a bad tweet. I’m not sure if people are misinterpreting what she’s saying or just unaware of the context. She’s not trivializing cancer patients; she’s pointing out that all of the feel-good shit people say about “fighting” cancer and being a “survivor” and all has very…

This is such a dumb argument from Green. Of course minimum salary guys are not going to make that much money compared to superstars or even valued role players. By definition they are barely good enough to even play in the league. I would love to hear what Green thinks should be done instead.

The problem I have with attaching too much to a survey like this is that just about any car now will last 10 years. Thus whether or not the original owner keeps it has a lot more to do with personal preference than the quality of the car. (The Jalopnik commenters here probably couldn’t keep any of the listed cars 1…

I’ll wait for next week to see what Football Outsiders has for Brown’s DYAR but I’m guessing this won’t even be historically significant in any way, much less the equivalent of a perfect game.

Yup. I’m ready to move on from Cutler because I think this team is going to be a dumpster fire for at least two more years. That said, unless they hit on a high draft pick next year, he is the best QB available for them in 2017.

I’m normally against monopolies, but it seems like given the fact that both companies are likely to go out of business without a merger, it should be approved.

Doesn’t change the fact that the oven was unsafe. What if he’d had a heart attack or stroke or something and collapsed in there while doing his job?

As someone contemplating the possibility of children, but still leaning no, I don’t get it either.

What’s wrong with it is putting faith in promises that anyone with half a brain can see have zero chance of coming true. There is nothing Donald Trump can do to bring back manufacturing jobs to what they were 50 years ago. Not even if he wanted to, which I don’t believe he actually does. (How much of his shitty…

I think Chris Sale should be traded for Kyle Schwarber. My question is what else the Cubs would have to give to make it a fair trade, because as good as Schwarber is, Sale has an insanely cheap contract for a pitcher as good as he is.

Glad this story had a happy ending. Losing my dog is seriously one of my worst fears.

Money is finite, but there’s no salary cap. The Cubs have plenty of money and if Heyward’s hitting returns to his career average his contract isn’t even that bad. No, they can’t just throw nine figures at any player but they can overpay a couple without any problems.

I don’t think there’s any reason to be worried about Chapman getting injured because of fatigue/overuse. I do think there’s reason to be concerned that he won’t be 100% effective tonight. Will Chapman at whatever percentage of his strength be good enough to close out the game if the Cubs are nursing a small lead?…

Unless you’re an Indians fan, your team did not make it as far this year as the Cubs. So...

Free speech doesn’t have a goddam thing to do with it. It just means this inbred shithead can’t be arrested (which I agree with). Doesn’t mean security can’t kick the fucker out of the game.

I agree that Heyward makes that play, but I think the idea behind playing Soler is that with the wind blowing out it was supposed to be a higher scoring game. Nobody would’ve imagined that the final score last night would be 1-0.