Really, the most annoying thing is that the NBA finally suspended Green for this shit when it probably has zero impact on the outcome of the series instead of in the conference finals.

Do you also make sure to remove the logos from every item you buy? Appliances, cell phones, shoes, and so on?

“Surprisingly blame-free”? That’s the most idiotic thing I’ve ever heard. Accepting that the experts in charge made the right choice in a difficult situation, you cannot argue with the fact that the gorilla was killed as a direct result of the mother’s negligence. That bitch should be charged as if she intentionally…

You’re right, but then again, how many games have 10+ run leads at any point to make it possible? Whereas every game starts with the chance for either pitcher to throw a perfect game.

What the Cubs are in 2016 has absolutely nothing to do with what they were in the past. You can like or dislike their chances of winning the World Series this year (I don’t see how you could say they’re not objectively the best team on paper, but baseball is also a fickle game where any team that makes the playoffs…

Hmm. While there are myriad issues with the meat industry that make it worthwhile to explore other options, it seems like the best solution to problems caused by population growth is maybe for everybody to stop having so many goddamn kids.

That's what I don't get. His customers aren't poor people being swindled out of $50 for some little gadget. They're people spending five and six digit amounts of money on a car that's essentially a toy. I'm surprised they wouldn't do their research.

This is exactly what I think every time I hear someone my age (30s) cynically say that they don’t expect SS to be there for us in 30 or 40 years.

I would really hate to see Sale hurt, even if it’s a short-term injury...but really, it might be better if something like that happened to convince them that this team is at best going to sniff a playoff spot and has no chance to win the World Series. I’m scared they’re going to trade away the one or two prospects…

Here’s a naive question that I’m sure every parent is going to laugh at:

As I get older and my desire to have kids slowly increases, it is tempered by my disgust and revulsion at what raising a kid in 2016 has become.

Look, kids are fine and if you have the desire and means to raise them, that's great. But there are plenty of ways to lead a meaningful and satisfying life without them.

Or, you could take a fraction of the money you would spend raising kids, put it in a retirement account (and buy long-term care insurance), and be set financially.

Yeah. I've never had access to a bidet but I can easily see how I would need to use 25% of the toilet paper I use today, or maybe even less, if I had one.

Look, if you want to or are forced to survive without A/C, more power to you. But opening windows and using fans does not remotely do what air conditioning does.

The White Sox should sign Amarista as a relief pitcher.

The White Sox are a train wreck. I know firing the manager won’t fix everything, but Robin’s gotta go. And I cannot wait until Jerry Reinsdorf (the most overrated owner in all of sports) no longer controls the team, and it is owned by someone like the Ricketts family who understands that when you have very little, you…

And it’s different when it’s players and former players, who have a personal relationship to the coach, defending him (as opposed to fans)...not to mention his freaking daughter. How many of you would immediately turn your back on a close family member or friend accused of something like this?

Too bad it wasn't a White Sox game. He could've taken over for Hawk Harrelson if a Sox player got hurt and Hawk had to go check on him.

From the point of view of increasing interest in the sport and making more money for the owners, they’re actually way worse than the NFL.