I knew this headline and article was click-bait bullshit as soon as I saw it and yet, here I am.

Bobby being defeated by returning to his normal, mundane life after visiting Wichita Falls was my favorite part. Him playing the Street Fighter arcade game and wistfully saying “in Wichita Falls, this button doesn’t stick” was always my favorite part.

Do not forget that Kate Winslet used to get a lot of shit for being “bigger” as well. 

My first thought was more of “how did anyone find this woman’s facebook ramblings and decide to write it up?” And then I hovered over the link and saw that the source is a TMZ article.
So, I agree, this lady needs help, and I don’t know how TMZ found her either, but I’m guessing she’s just MILF-y enough that they’ll…

Run! Hide your families. The internet will not be safe for many days. Let’s hope the storm blows over before our supplies run out!

Gonna need a rewrite. If you’re a proud patriot, Russia are the good guys now.
The villain(s) either need to have the word “social” in their name, or it’s MS-13. Where the “S” probably stands for socialist, anyway, so that’s a double win.

They’re both right. But as Forbes points out, Rosales is far from the only person to experience this unconstitutional treatment.

In this scenario, is the FTC a part of Sony or just working for Sony shareholders?

This whole discussion is so kind of irrelevant. You can’t really judge art/entertainment in the moment. I mean, every time a movie, tv show or play comes out there are immediately tons of reviews, so you literally can... But that doesn’t have any real impact on how that art will be remembered.

It’s one of those crazy things to look back on, but the fact that Matthew Perry had an active (and obvious) problem with drugs and alcohol during the majority of the show was never nearly as big a deal as Jennifer Aniston cutting her hair. 

I only ever watched the show on DVD, and I didn’t even realize that season 4 was supposed to be the worst thing that ever happened to television until season 5 started and they were shitting all over the “gas leak” year. Which really felt dickish because even if Dan Harmon wasn’t around, lots of people did work on…

Affleck is the bomb in Phantoms, yo!

Just to correct myself, it wasn’t Bigger & Blacker, it was Roll with the New, on the track “O.J., I understand”

I saw Chris Rock perform about 4-5 years ago. I was really excited for it at the time because I was looking for some insightful comedy about race relations in America and things like that. Instead, it was mostly just him talking about how hard it is to date as a man in his 50s. He brought nothing to the “dating is…

Disappointing, but still good to know. Thanks.

I just now realized that “DJ” probably stood for “Dan Junior” this whole time. I’m not going to verify that in anyway, but that’s fun if it’s true. 

I could be reading it all wrong, but I’m pretty sure they told him he’s fired, they just haven’t reached out to him (post-firing) and said “this is what is going to happen with your character.” At some point they told him “we aren’t recasting your role” but they never got back to him with new plot updates. Probably,…

You gotta make sure the turbo button is pushed on your CPU case.

While the recent news surrounding Vince McMahon makes it easy to fall out of love with WWE’s old-school approach to professional wrestling, it’s always nice to be reminded that that’s not all there is. Kidd Bandit and their contemporaries in the independent wrestling scene represent a breath of fresh air in the…

220. 221. However many it takes.