My childhood home was in a small town in Indiana. It was a beautiful blue Dutch Colonial home in a neighborhood lined with huge old pine trees. Our house had been built in the 1800s and I always had a sense that it was haunted. The neighborhood was filled with kids my age and all the families got together for summer…

My senior year of college, my boyfriend lived off campus and so we spent a lot of time at his place. It was out in the middle of no where, surrounded by woods and only accessible by this one lane country road. One night, around Halloween, we decided to watch the movie The Strangers. It’s a horror movie about a couple…

When I was 18, I drove home late one night and parked the car in the driveway. I went inside the house and about 20 minutes later, looked out the window and noticed the interior light was still on in the car. I thought it was odd because I definitely remember slamming the car door shut, but thought perhaps another…

1) omg yessssss! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

This is not a ghost story, but a horrible human encounter. This happened about 4.5 years ago:

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.

YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.

Mansplaining: now for men as well!

I’m not sure how we get your message out there but I think we need to try. Are you open to starting a church around your principles? I would like to be your first Bishop if so. I would also like to bring in as a major tenet that men not have sex with women who have not agreed to it. We could use similar logic as you…

Tsk, tsk. I want all the distraught straight men to know that many of us find penises beautiful to look at. Unfortunately for them, most of us are gay men. But I want them to know, if they’re sick of having their beautiful penises disrespected and laughed at, we’re waiting with open...arms.

Easy son. We don’t get props for behaving like a normal person. NOT jerking off in front of unwilling participants, and not being sexual predators is normal expected behavior.

We watched last night and my husband legit turned to me and said “DO YOU GUYS THINK OUR PENISES ARE UGLY”.

I feel like this is something little boys learn and then grown ass men forget somehow.

To repeat an earlier comment on the subject:

This is all fine advice, but some men really do have a problem understanding woman words, so please allow me, a man, to translate: don’t touch your peepee in public.

Matt Damon has four daughters, people! He’s now contractually obligated to care about women.

Thanks so much for posting this. I didn’t even know it, but I needed a dose of wack job whimsy right now.

Once again, for emphasis.