Eh. She was a pretty grim human in the first iteration. But i do think that post-richard, post-DAR Emily is the goddamn bees knees.

I’d rather have a wedding #hashbrown.

I’ve been in charge of creating many hashtags for friend’s wedding because I’m “funny and clever.” But I’m not, I’m just a snarky jerk. It is a little stressful, I mean, for the ten minutes I spend thinking about it. Anyway my point is, I’ll create your hashtag if you pay me in wine. I’m more “creative” when sauced.

Well, Internet bullying is her pet cause and I guess she’s diving right in.

NOW it’s interesting.

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER I WARNED YOU

On a scale of 1 to Waterworld, how big a bomb do we think this is gonna be?

Jess (post evolution out of his teenage jerk phase) is perfect and the best and I would want to date him.

WTF was the Paul thing. That was not cute, that was terrible.

I’m mixed. I loved her telling off the DAR and the home organization bit, but letting the help move in, and then having her entire extended family of like 50 also move in seems like a step way too far for the old Emily Gilmore.

*Spoilers, yada yada, I know this post is just supposed to be about Logan but I have no one else to talk to about this and I just HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS. Deal.*

Please.

Rory does not deserve Jess. She and Logan with their dumb love of money and nonsensical seemingly whimsical but really just dickish interludes that treat other people like crap belong together in a way Christopher and Lorelai never did.

As soon as Rory said she was pregnant, I told my husband “So Logan is the new Christopher and Jess is the new Luke?”

Alexis Bledel is one of those people who you know, without even seeing any evidence, cannot fucking dance to save her life. But I had no idea it would be so painful to watch. I mean JESUS.

The rich are not like you and I.

Racism is not a mental illness, nor is mental illness an excuse for racism.

first they made facts subjective, then they made words salad, now this family is after our time?

Sigh...types it out. Looks at it. Reluctantly hits publish:

My mom is SHOCKED that I started wearing my hair curly - willingly - in college after straightening it for 5 years. I still straighten it now but I'd call it a 50/50 split