Ellen Page as spunky barista #1

Once companies stop bending over backwards to make sure the customer “feels good” and start standing up for their employees is the day the rature will come. It’s just not real or plausible.

As long as they get payment up front, i guess jokes on the dudes?

I knew a girl like that in grade school. He mother would only feed her a tiny bag of cheerios, and two rice cakes for lunch, force her to run for exercise and take track and field. I went to her house once to play as a child, and was only offered oatmeal to eat. It was so controlling and strange. Poor mother clearly…

It’s such a nice sentiment, but they’re prolly going to throw them out, because assholes liek to try to poison workers. Maybe bring them a nice pre-packaged item. :( those providers deserve the world.

I could possiby not be alive if planned parenthood’s cheap and easy health screenings and facilities hadn’t been available to me and caught the advancing cirvical cancer inside of me. FUCK anyone who wants to take this away from needy-deserving people.

Don’t be this person. Don’t.

That’s messed up. I’m sorry.

I am so sorry. I had very over-protective and snoopy parents that got so bad I was emancipated at 14. Sounds like you STILL need to have conversations about boundaries, and some damn good pass codes and a few mini locks for your personal items. Good luck.

As a cyclist, I will buy this now. Give it to me now. Long hot rides in the city in the summer (or bundles up sweaty ones in the winter) make this very very very desireable.

I guess that’s my point, who’s like, driving with fluffy and realies they absolutely MUST sit down and eat LongHorn?

Why bring the dog? I always am so confused by this. If they were home first, leave animal. Are they out already? Get something to go? Why bring the animal on such and excursion, and who just decides to go to a longhorn out of the blue?

Thank you for doing this, I started to, but just don’t have the time to dedicate. This is awesome!

You get pat down at a concert, I don’t see the problem with (espcially for special opening night movie event thingies) security searching you. It’s a huge building with lots of people slammed together in the dark. Sure it’s not fun, it’s a wee bit humiliating, but a few people HAVE ruined it for the rest of us, and…

Maybe for special opening night events it sould be worth it. Like they do for concert halls. Other than that, it doesn’t bug me at all, go for it. Rent some actual security.

You just have to learn to package your snacks better and more descreetly on your person. Tall boots make great places to hide things. get more little nothing cases and pouches (makeup bags, pencil cases). Put your soda in a coffee thermos. It’s not the hardest thing to do to plan ahead a little. I get alcohol into…

What do I make my homosexual life partner? Or do they feed me? ARE ANY SANDWHICHES MADE IF IT”S JUST TWO WOMEN?!?1? Help.

I like how after he’s been ignored, he pulls out the “I was going to offer you a JOB!” It’s so delusional, and it happens all the time. Like they are some kind of saviour. That women NEED them, they’re a GOOD guy being so generous.

Well he was going to offer her a JOB! He’s such a good person! No but if you look at how far down in the communication chain that “offer” is you can see it’s nothing but a last ditch effort to gain ground. Seriously, these people.

So few people know this, and I love that you do!