I came from a communist country and i was always told I should be so GRATEFUL and everything they did for me was a GIFT and not something people who elect tot be parents are required to do. Serious savior complexes led to the desperate need to escape. I was tired of being the trophy symbol for their martyrdom.

I wish I could. Can I bring my 12lb bunny for snuggles too?

I was adopted as a baby, and emancipated at 14 from my second family for these reasons. I find this time of year especially hard and it’s always good to know I am not alone in this.

I am avidly team “No Kid” - But not everyone has that luxury. Sometimes you just have to take them places.

How hard is it to complete community service. For someone of her status with her ease of schedule- jesus. If she started tomorrow she would only have to do 5 hours a day for the rest of the month. That’s easy as hell.

Hot Chocolate is made with water. Hot Cocoa is made with milk. They are technically different things, and as someone who doesn’t like milk I have to agree that the powder mix is better.

with tampons

for those who arent lucky enough to have thousands for an event but enough to prove they love each other, let them have the best backyard wedding ever, (and may happy returns). The rest, hire a profesh.

unless you are going to do a backyard wedding, with more than 25 guests, then yes you may need some help. My best friend is getting married and although no professional planner has been hired, we got a venue that will kindly help us along the way with timing etc. Either go the offbeat direction and just have a party,…

“Like, how do these brides know? How do they know to write their guests’ names on little flags and then tie them to peonies and then jam the stems of the peonies into a chunk of Styrofoam inside a vintage window box coated with artfully peeling paint? How do they know when it is time to throw the bouquet, or how to…

My boyfriend and I nearly broke up ORDERING a mattress from IKEA. It was insane. We needed a bigger bed to SAVE our relationship. It was stressful but we’re doing much better now.

HONEYFUND.COM !!! Mt best friend is using it. It’s for your honeymoon! It’s super great. They can donate towards hotel, meals, gas, etc.

with a cute scarf and major earrings.

Needles and tweezers for the really bad ones. Otherwise hard core exfoliating. Get a real loofa and some grainy as fuck cleaner.

I am the queen of winged liner. It’s been a staple for 15 years. And I have that shit on LOCK! Pot with a brush. It never goes out of style!

“Upper Peninsula” = U.P plus it is “up”. I think that makes perfect sense.

When I got called “titty” in third grade at summer camp. I knocked the kids lights out and put a dead frog in his bed.
When my teacher ran his hand over the spot on my lower back where my shirt had come up. I to this day shudder about it. He did apologize but it was the most utterly shiver inducing thing, at the time.

Mine weights a hefty 12lbs too!

She wants to play with the cat who thinks “this fucking mouse is HUGE and I want no part of it”

THIS. THIS. I have psoriasis and dermotillomania and I pick the most MINUTE things out of my skin/ They are real- I mean the fibers or ingrown hairs or skin flakes are physically real- but they may be so small or whatever but they are real. I fully accept I have a mental OCD and anxiety manifestation, but that shit…