Thank you, and make it so. My offer stands. I dare and invite the writer of this article to go toe to toe with me at a race, or rather, to have deadspin pay the BIKE MESSENGER EMERGENCY FUND $1000 and then I will write a better article with free media (photographs and video) interviews and actual participation.

dear deadpan,

Armchair "journalism".

Having recently participated in the event you are describing- and having pretty much remembered who you are (Google does wonders) I am honestly confused by your analysis of the moments where you were poking around taking to people while they are designating their routes. You take pictures of a kid focused on mapping…

Watch the movie "LIVE NUDE GIRLS UNITE". It explains it all, it's incredible entertaining and also shows what happens when strippers have tried to fight for unionization and fair wages/scheduling/fees/etc.

Have we all so quickly forgotten the horrors of JNCO? The chafing that comes from Denim seams allowed to move and rub against out thighs? NAY SAYS I. PROPER FIT FOREVER.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_st…

As a proud owner of a bunny, and one who loves their meat and fur- sadly although an easy to sustain meat- it is a practically useless foodstuff.

Rich people who refuse treatment should be forced to pay for a person in need who WANTS the medical procedure/treatment etc.

Thank you! That makes me so happy!

A balconette bra style top is really good. It gives shape where there is non, and 75% of the time a good brand will allow you to remove any padding while still having a "cup" and 'wire" of sorts if necessary. I am the person who will say , "TWO PIECES FOR ALL, FOREVER" but some girls feel self conscious. One pieces…

Why are we not introducing alcohol education? We have one, if not THE highest drinking ages in the world and it seems that we don't educate on proper understanding of what proper alcohol useage looks and feels like. I also think that redefining alcohol abuse in a different light may also help. Binge drinking is…

When I was GoGo dancing, I met quite a few DJs. Nothing super special.

Like I said, I own these and I love them. I sell about 10 a week. There's options, good LUCK with everything !

Go to the Tommy Bahama site. They're AWESOME, sporty, flirty and amazing. Their colors are always on point and their sales are pretty awesome. If you shop past seasons colors you're pretty much guaranteed to walk away for under $120 for the suit.

Canada is hard. That's why I LOVE the internet, but I desperately like people to try things on first. I have the brand for you though, Lenny Niemeyer. It's a pricier brand- but it is THE #1 best looking, hold your tummy in, none-boobsplosion, for long tall people one pieces in the world. I stand by that. Plus they are…

Congrats on the Baby! First off, I am going to tell you, you get what you pay for. I work with higher-end swimwear, so cost is something to be conscious of. If I were to sell you ONE item it would be these bottoms. Sauipe ruched bottoms are THE best. Here's why: They have these ruche strings in the sides that allow…

I am in the same boat. I have massive strong legs, no torso and I am super short. HOWEVER: you seem to be on a good track with board shorts - but there really isn't any other option on the market for leg-covering swimwear. If I had an opinion, I would say TO HELL with the sorts, but an adorable tankini (if that's your…

I sell swimwear for a living. The only "rule" I have is comfort. It's the HARDEST and most traumatic item to shop for other than jeans. I am here. I am a professional, and HOT DAMN you would be surprised about how GOOD you all look when you find the "right" suit. By "right" suit I mean you feel comfortable and you…

I don't need to see that girls face, but the way that dude speaks is disgusting, and her voice is clearly someone who has NO idea what is going on. WTF.

It's that new "modern Nautical" vibe. And now I am ill.