I’d totally ride a Harley! I mean, just to get weird looks from fools and piss off the wanna-be bad ass crowd...

Ugh, that’s fucking terrible. Shit news for a Monday :( :( :(

So yeah... come to Eldora Speedway for the big race at the end of June, stick around for a week and then go see lots of steam tractors just a couple miles away:

Not a Hardley rider, but the tassels and leather fringe are (well, were) actually functional. From what I understand they were a way to move water away from the rider. Rain hits the leather and runs down to the fringe where it drips off at speed. Of course with modern rain gear, fringed leather is, at this point, just…

Carry coffee on your bike? Scooterists have been doing that for basically ever. I think that’s why scooters were invented, actually. Make your coffee at home and put in a cup to drink on your scooter. Ride to coffee shop. Drink more coffee. Get coffee to go and drink on scooter. Repeat. Even modern scoots are in on…

That car enthusiast = car guy = Hawaiian shirts and 60’s muscle cars.

You had Windows XP, you knew where everything was, you knew how to do everything, you knew how to perform every function, you could manage every problem that came along. Microsoft puts a few new screens on the boot page, moves all the commands you already knew how to do to someplace else, changes the protocols you had…

I like to get veggie burgers with ham or bacon or whatever else on them as well. It’s not to eat less meat or anything, but because some of the veggie burgers are genuinely tasty. Sometimes I’ll get the veggie burger because the half-pound burger the place normally serves is just To. Much. Food. Plus, I don’t get as…

Seriously? Go to www.acura.com. Every vehicle they sell aside from the ILX goes for over 40K for the loaded trim package.

Female, huh?

The NCAA hopes that these changes will add advertising revenue to the game.

Um, you have money so use some of it.

They didn’t accept CASH - legal tender for all debts, public and private? And needing your marriage license? WTF?! Did they make copies of your paperwork? Have you checked your credit lately? This sounds like someone is stealing identities. I would have reported that person/office to someone...

I see SL AWD and can only imagine the CVT spinning around in a vat of shredded cabbage and mayonnaise.

No offense to cruiser riders who actually ride...

Talk to me about that sweet wood slat floor....

Really? You are going to post that but not Motor Time which is basically across the street? Oh Hartwell, land of so many buy-here-pay-here lots.

Chevy is almost too expensive. A Corvette starts at 55,000. A Tahoe starts at 46,300. That's over 100K. A base Camaro and a base Tahoe will run right at 70,000. Of course in my Ford example, I totally forgot about the Mustang like a moron.

Realistically? You'd want a sporty car and an SUV to tow stuff/haul family/whatever. The problem is the list of automakers that make both that could be purchased together is rather small. Porsche do it, but let's be honest, a Cayenne and a 911/Cayman/Boxter is pretty nutso money-wise. Same thing with BMW and Mercedes…

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