Glass on Mars you say?

I expect the comments section to be equal parts cheering for this new openness and rage that DC is pandering. With a few “too little, too late” and “they didn’t go far enough because they didn’t show him actually engaged in sex with a dude” comments thrown in for good measure.

“Thou shalt not gay sex, for the Lord will rain phallic lampreys on ye”
—Psalm 3:16

Here’s the English version.

An example of Chloe’s previous work

Wait, wait, I have an explanation for this!

Chameleons always look like they can see the future and it is not even a little bit good.

It does look awesome, although they may have missed an opportunity to incorporate those iconic “oni” masks:

Man, the negativity around this movie is really bumming me out. I fought it for ever and ever, but you guys are just the ruin of me.

Well I’m personally disgusted by the high percentage of prepubescent girl shows (ecchi or slice of life or whatever). It’s like all the creative talent that made Full Metal Alchemist:Brotherhood, Ergo Proxy, Soul Eater, Cowboy Bebop etc. just died.

NGE wasn’t good? Nice try.

Nature, red in tooth and claw. And wang.

Yes, I don’t know what’s wrong with this site. Lots of hate and pessimism for things we have yet to see and lots of praise for any indie BS they watch.

“At what point did we all just collectively give up on Jurassic World?”

What I really don’t understand is the lack of a Madame Tussaud/Realdoll/Fleshlight site where we can buy celebrity fuction figures.

Well they are wax figures. Wouldn’t it be creepier if their eyes weren’t lifeless??

Superman collected all seven Chaos Emeralds.

This version actually has the low center of gravity and huge muscular to make a creature of this size able to support the magnificent, and clearly deadly tail, upper body, his nuclear cannon of a head, and arms. It would take a lot to prevent him from being the last Kaiju standing. The massive tail would provide a…

I don't quite understand the point of turning every fuckin video on Sploid into a gif. It got old real quick. And then there's the article about the Spider-Man parkour guy with FOUR gifs. Do you want us to watch the video or not?