What sinking ship? Season 4 was great.

"Gotta support the team."

that's OK, most of us only remember they're even in the NHL by process of elimination.

So Donovan McNabb was basically re-enacting "Heathers" while playing for the Eagles...

Oh look, an internet tough guy!

If this dude is the pinnacle of male sexiness, let's all just give up now.

You are ultra grody. Everything you touch is ultra grody. Everything in that basket you're holding* is super mega ultra grody.

Blasphemy!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you, People.

Wait....if Adam Levine is the sexiest man alive, does that mean that Benedict Cumberbatch died?!?

It says Sexiest Man Alive, but it means Best Publicist Team.

NOT FEELING IT.

I just want to officially apologize for my slandering of Alan Alda when this was first posted.

Donovan McNabb sounds like a huge fucking prick.

When I hear these kinds of stories, I am reminded of what Dan Savage said — "Show me a homophobic man and I'll show you a guy who will eventually be caught on his knees on a dirty men's room floor with a cock in his mouth."

Well this is annoying. I agree that about half of those are hideous but now I'm inclined to wear them out of spite.

Oof this girl.

Sooooo...a double blowie is two mouths, one cock? Cuz I always thought they were two cocks, one mouth. Which I've done. Don't judge me.

Agreed, furthermore, did anyone notice what the daughter's cause of death was?