Friends remembered him fondly as a "teenager who constantly asked questions and loved cookie dough."

This hits very close to home. As someone who's wrestled with depression including two separate attempts and has known many friends who have had similar problems, I strongly, strongly condemn the use of cookie dough.

The potentially having to register as a sex offender probably freaked him out, which led him to do something rash, which he seemed to have a tendency to do.

But mostly he will be remembered as the kid who was hung.

Talkies haven't been kind to you, have they. Even in your undead state.

I don't ever add cream, milk or cheese of any kind when I make mashed cauliflower. Butter, on the other hand, yes. Butter. Always. Answer to all your cooking problems. You don't even need to add that much to give it a nice flavor boost.

Not surprising, as a diehard Sons of Anarchy fan, I know the entire cast was giving him endless grief about it. And seriously who could get it up for Dakota anyway. Could she be more boring as an actor?

OMG THAT MEANS THERE IS NEW HOPE FOR '50 SHADES OF BURT AND DOLLY'!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!! The universe is speaking to you, Hollywood film producers!! Listen and make art happen now!

I'm betting this movie is going to be 50 Shades of going straight to video.

Speaking as a chef, this hurts my brain. That said, I want to print this out and have one of my cooks make it just to watch the look on their face when I tell them to follow it word for word.

I hate to harsh on other writers, but—seriously—this has got to be one of the most cloying pieces I've read anywhere in a long time. THUS us why the world needs editors. To protect us from this.

Just boil the shit out of cauliflower and add tons of butter.

So the secret to mashed vegetables is heavy cream and cheese? The secret to lasagna is heavy cream and cheese (even though that's a horrifying abortion of a lasagna)? There's a secret to these recipes, and the secret is "you and your family will be fat".

Although your blog is well written and has just the right amount of curse words it should be known that only sissies who wear sandals like cauliflower. If anyone ever sees me with a head of this tasteless vegetable it is likely that I am using it for skeet shooting. Once this white brain-flower falls to the ground in…

Ironic as most of the UW mob will never get hired.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I know the long, discursive style can be off-putting to people. That's why we always post a no-frills, meat-and-potatoes, short-form version of the recipe over on my personal Kinja. Here's this week's one:

I believe he may be commenting more on your wordy recipe post.

Just got back from Red Square. Kiffin saw my "How was the bus ride to Seattle, Lane?" sign right before they went on the air for his segment. He looked sad. It was one of the highlights of my life thus far.

Even better: roast big chunks of cauliflower. After washing it, cut into half or 3/4 inch slices, all the way across. Put on a baking sheet, brush with olive oil, salt it, maybe some paprika. Roast on 400ish until done. If you take it out early, it's lovely and crunchy. If you leave it in longer it caramelizes. Makes…

I regularly serve mashed cauliflower at dinner parties and this effort is absurd. Steam; mash; add butter and milk and S&P.