I didnt know that rape apologists were a thing.

"What purpose does it serve to use the word "Rape" instead of sexual assault in this headline"

You say that like someone sticking their balls in an unwilling person's mouth is okay.

Yes, it's terrible that kids who are old enough to know you shouldn't sexually assault others are being held accountable for sexually assaulting others. Poor little rapists.

I just hope they didn't use their hands.

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I would like to thank Albert and Deadspin for doing Foodspin and the Feedbags. Entertaining and educational all in one post.

Do holiday weekends make anyone else feel sad and lonely?

Watch at least sixteen episodes of What Not to Wear in a row, even though OBVIOUSLY your personal style is killer, and neverchange and all that, the hosts do a wonderful job of teaching how to dress well in manageable, affordable, flexible ways. It sounds cheesy, and a lot of it can be a matter of opinion, but…

Wow that's a lot of flair.

Actually, this was from before the game, when someone in the stands was trying to explain the theory of evolution.

"Wait, you mean the other team CAN score against my team? And they let that happen in the NCAA? And it is legal?"

Maybe he was just playing the world's smallest and second smallest fiddles?

Why do I have to take sides? Can't the NCAA be greedy AND Johnny Manziel be a total jackass?

This was bound to fail from the start: the NFL's most openly religious player on a team coached by the antichrist.

I'm kinda hoping she sent him a message just saying 'u mad, bro?'; because goddamn, if was ever going to be funny, it would be for this.

Damn you ASPCA for ruining that song!

Jesus Christ...

Keith Olbermann: [reads Deadspin story]