There was this brilliant PSA recently put out by the government of Canada about how women shouldn't drink as much as men because of body weight or whatever. The tagline? "It's not SEXISM......... it's SCIENCE!"

And I'm sure the testing has changed since then. Just like the NBA in the 80's. Cocaine was so prevalent that it nearly destroyed the Phoenix Suns. That's why Jerry Colangelo cleaned house and took over the franchise.

EXACTLY. Really bummed Jezebel is biting this rancid Kris Jenner hook.

Maybe you could hook them up? How educated is your mother? I'm sure she's over the 27 year age mark so she must be sure to include the excess information he requested. ALSO remember that he doesn't want "YOU" to be his matchmaker, so you "must" get her to "send" him the email "herself". Else you will be waiting much…

So, all previous talk of extramarital affair(s) has been swept aside to make way for serious drug addiction. I'm not sure I'm buying this, especially since the guy over at Crazy Days and Nights is claiming that Lamar Odom has been drug-tested six times in the past year by the NBA — including in the off-season — with…

That's what I was thinking. If it was truly crack, it would have been caught by the NBA's random drug policy. They not only test players at least 4 times throughout the year but also during the off-season. Plus, knowing Mark Cuban, if it was crack he would be all over that because he was still playing Lamar up to the…

CDAN called this months ago. He's not an addict, he's a cheater. The Kardashian momager is just doing a bang up job reframing everything.

"Was Lamar Odom High While Filming Keeping Up With the Kardashians?"

Uh…are we seriously expecting the Traveling Kardashian Snake Oil Show to report anything truthfully? It's not reality TV, it's a never ending commercial for the Kardashian brand.

Tracie, I must thank you for inserting that particular scene in your post. Evidently about 5 seconds before I watched said scene, my beautiful and brilliant dog pasted gas about 4 feet away from me. When Lamar farted on camera, I actually smelt it. I feel like I'm in a John Waters movie.

If the Kardashians can turn Bruce Jenner into an old lesbian, I'm sure they can turn Lamar Odom into a crack addict. They have powerful magic.

Hahahahahahaha. I wondered if this was a fake profile, but as soon as he said where he was from (the Iranian/Persian part, not the Cali part) it all sort of clicked. And then I spent my time comparing him to my best friends Arabic family growing up. All the overbearing men, and the arranged relationships, and the…

I would have to be high to handle Kris Jenner.

I'm a little sad with Jezebel for engaging in this speculation, but also not surprised. The smear campaign is nearly complete. I feel like the "Family Brand" has some intense rumor mongering skills, like those of an unethical interrogation, that by the end you come out not knowing up from down and doing whatever it is…

Honestly, if it wasn't for the specific detail about him being Iranian, I would have chalked this whole thing up to some insane attempt at viral marketing for Anchorman 2. After all, our single guy makes a point of mentioning, over and over, that he's in "Southern" California. And does anyone doubt that before he…

His next stunt will be to take Yasmin for 28 straight days to see if he won't get pregnant.

Also, I've never seen anyone so disappointed after passing a breathalyzer.

I was promised gut-clearing puking.

I was hoping someone would comment on that. IT'S SCIENCE. YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH IT. Like, men's brains are bigger than women's brains. IT'S SCIENCE. (Technically the medulla oblongata is smaller in women than in men, but that is so that the information between the two hemispheres can travel faster. Which is why when…

"a very cool stunt that I'd like to have documented by a reputable news outlet."