"(P.S. Regardless of the age you tell me, don't be surprised if I ask to see your ID or Birth Certificate to verify)"

"The article places some of the blame on Hernandez's wayward ways on the Patriots."

"He’s been getting away with murder, figuratively, if not literally, his whole life" is a stupid fucking thing to write.

"Generally speaking the MAN should be OLDER than the woman because females mature or age faster than males (both physically and mentally). This is a scientific fact."

I would just like to state that I have read this entire ad.

You know the only reason he wrote this epic novel of a personal ad is that no woman in real life would sit still long enough to listen to him babble this dipshittery.

DO NOT ASK HIM BEFOREHAND. Honestly, it's right there in the FAQ.

You got much farther than I did. I applaud your commitment.

I have the strongest urge to email this guy a link to the Chicago Manuel of Style.

I'm guessing he's 48-52 but believes he can pass for 37.

I seriously think this is possibly a generous estimate.

HAHAHA, I stopped reading when it mentioned that he's of Iranian descent. And THIS is exactly why, as an Iranian myself, I have very little interest in dating men of my ethnicity. They can be so arrogant, it's almost like a cultural phenomenon.

Guarantee # 3 - I am bat shit crazy.

that was taxing.

"I'm in my 30's (Between 30-39)"

Happy Feminist Wednesday! http://bit.ly/18tenAt

RS dropped a teaser?

If Vic Lombardi had n e thing in him, he'd be a winner.

Go look up the interview she did after Wimbledon about possibly playing Andy Murray. Even she is realistic about her chances. Here's a quote.

She said she did what we would do if we happened to hear Limbaugh's show and couldn't turn it off.