Considering the literal meaning of "habeus corpus," I'd say Aaron Hernandez is probably more likely to have it.

Of course Massachusetts, state capital Boston, loves creampies...

Being live doesn't matter. The station still has to pay a licensing fee to play a song on television. You just get fined retroactively if you play music live without getting permission first.

Wait, what's wrong with The Shawshank Redemption?

Wait, is The Shawshank Redemption a red flag? I liked that movie...

Or anywhere.

You'd buy this. Don't try and tell me you wouldn't.

If someone painted my cat poorly but had the oil painting include a funny caption in all upper case meme font, I could see that being a hysterically awful/wonderful gift.

Ask an old person. My parents would love that weather station.

The internet. The internet would totally buy that. And caption it.

Eh. I think once you give it away, it is that person's to sell or regift as they want. So whateva whateva.

Lamar Is Not Missing, Does Have A Wardrobe Problem

"Sound good to me"

Report: Lamar Odom is Not Missing Family

Okay.... but can we talk about the problematic and racist nature of her performance? Her literal use of people as props? Her association of her newfound sexuality with the traditional codifiers of black female culture, thereby perpetuating the Jezebel stereotype that black women are lewd, lascivious and uncontrollably…

I don't care about her using her sexuality in whatever way she wants. I've seen that before. We've all seen that before. It doesn't disturb me. I'm pretty sure her repeated use of black people as props is what grosses me out the most.

All LA fans are fair weather anyway. He'll burn that after the Lakers drop their 30th game next season.

My favorite part is the score two centimeters to the right

I'm a little more disturbed about the "source" of this information getting into the press. Kris Jenner actually represents Lamar on all non-basketball related deals. So, when the article says no word from his reps, they really mean Kris. He's kept it quiet for years and all of the sudden everyone is talking about it.

The good news is that Matt Leinart will never have a concussion problem for essentially the same reason that R.A. Dickey will never have Tommy John surgery.