Ah you're right. My mistake.

Dude. Because it's Matt Lauer. Your expectations are way out of whack.

She would've been 30? Jeez, nothing like celebrating being over the hill by being under it.

• The death of Princess Diana has been re-opened for investigation. [Gossip Cop]

The new "Lawyerin' Joe"?

// Cut to A-Rod's people furiously leaking that "Tacopina is a fucking idiot."

Unfortunately, it's not only Boston fans that do this. The Braves fans are basically a pack of assholes raving for blood at the Coliseum. No class whatsoever — I'd take Boston fans over those pieces of shit anyday.

It was more poking fun at his insult. a "Massachusetts" response would have involved swearing, "wicked", and a profound lack of the letter R. Also, when throwing a jab at a certain group of people, you may want to check your spelling. It is grade school stuff, man.

And this is why, as a Bostonian, I fucking hate people who choose to live here and then make ridiculous generalizations about the city that could be easily applied to any other major metropolitan area with a healthy slate of pro sports teams.

Anyone trying to hit A-Rod, with anything - high-speed train, full-grown cat, monkey feces, shark thrown by bear - is an occasion to cheer.

Not defending red sox fans, but that player also betrayed the trust of every fan who has ever bought his jersey, shirt, hat, bobble head, poster, autographed memorabilia, etc. and also betrayed all those other players who stood up for him. One hit with the baseball doesn't seem so bad.

I can't be the only one disappointed Dempster didn't throw over to first and hit Arod again.

This would be a good time to mention that it still took him four tries to hit a target larger than the strike zone.

Dempster's Wikipedia page currently says he signed a two-year, $26.5 billion dollar deal with the Red Sox. While a typo, even still, were it true Dempster would have earned every penny with one pitch tonight.

Just, stop. Stop telling me to get married and grow up. Stop telling me to live freely and singly in my early twenties. Just let me live own damn life. I am a grown-ass woman and will make my own decisions.

I thought this article was going to be about Mary Martin.

*chugs her beer* I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of being an employed, responsible, self-reliant, fun-having, uncommitted, renting, carefree 30 year old :P

Incidents in the Life of a Slave Girl is by far the best-known slave narrative by a female writer, strange that it's not mentioned here.

I agree with him, nor do I believe he's trolling. I don't agree that we must all excuse DiMaggio or feel that he's the "real" victim here. I am repulsed by what he's done. But he, like most abusers, is also a victim of abuse.

Victim blaming is everywhere, and assholes LOVE to victim-blame women/girls especially. I have tried to resolve to stop reading the CNN comment boards, but then I'll just glance at them and my faith in humanity is crushed. Again.