Rodriguez has been trying to make this a circus from day one. Mainly because it's the only way he'll see another ring.

I used to think butt rape jokes never got old.

I cannot believe you guys are covering this advertisement (sorry, I mean "story"). This young woman has a very public history of multiple past business ventures that had something shady going on, including a) a skincare line with products that did serious damage to some customers' skin after she LIED about the…

Yes. Eric Byrnes' career of making millions is now over not because of age or ability, but because one time he didn't throw a ball to some kids. Thank you, though, for needlessly sharing a personal story and summing it up with horseshit.

Almost as notable as the Fox Sports/Simmons spat is the giggly teasing of Simmons by Deadspin dot com.

Buy some wardrobe boxes. They have the metal bars in very structured cardboard. Place clothes inside and seal. After moving, carefully open and remove clothes. Sell boxes on craig's list or give away on FreeCycle. And.... those boxes work well for awkward lawn tools and garage stuff.

Yeah, I know that trick. Unfortunately, my husband didn't. I'd sleep in on Saturday and he'd make himself poached eggs. I'd come downstairs an hour later to find the debris. PoachPods were considerably cheaper than divorce ;)

It's not ACTUALLY bullshit. It's a comment on a blog post. And I think I should have clarified that the egg doesn't go bad if you move it from the fridge to not-fridge, but the quality of the egg after you cook it won't be as good as if you had kept it in one place or the other.

What do Dale Earnhardt, Pink Floyd, and Princess Di have in common?

I will refrain from calling you names, but:

Special thanks to Johns Hopkins Bayview Medical Center and University of Maryland Medical Center for access/cooperation, and to American Apparel/Jamz Screenprinting for the donated "I'm Not As Self-Report As I Drunk I Am" survey respondent thank-you-gift shirts

I think foodspin should be its own sovereign state.

Thanks. Wasn't sure if it was just me.

I don't recall ever being offered a drink during any of my ER visits. Really could've used one, too, as I was usually losing my buzz by the time I got there.

Deadspin? Ok. Foodspin? This needs to be its own blog. Consistently grade-A, easily the best part of the site.

Welcome to Deadspin, Peter King!

Positively Perfect Poach by Alton Brown

We're used to giant scumbags.

Just allows the cops to be called earlier - for whatever that's worth.

My wife works in a domestic violence group in Framingham. They work really closely with a high-risk team and often times the high risk team team actually does a decent job at keeping survivors alive. Its a shame they were not successful here. But from what i understand, a lot of it depends on if/when/who the…