Is that really a reason to be impressed with someone though? That she was sober?

When you remember that George Steinbrenner was banned from baseball for paying a mob agent to dig up dirt on Dave Winfield to get out of some contractually-owed money, it seems solidly in the realm of the possible.

After watching 26 seconds of women's golf, I feel like I just earned 5.2 Klondike bars.

Hugh Grant has already played the Doctor.

Show some respect for this kid and post a video not shot by a moron holding a camera phone vertical instead of horizontal.

Also, same as the number of Jesus' disciples. Really makes you think. So true.

Well I wasn't wearing lacy lingerie at the time, but otherwise, yeah, I looked like that.

With all due respect, I don't see any implications of rape here.

You mean to tell me that the guy who traded for Jake Peavy just acquired a relic of a bygone area whose value is based largely on having a well-known name?

I'm still polishing off some of Albert 's mac and cheese. That shit is epic.

I'm very dissatisfied with this disruption of my Saturday routine and Burneko, next time you take a week off, you clear it with me.

Can we all talk about Julie Chen's hair for a second?

I have not watched a single episode of Big Brother, but part of me wants to watch the episode when these idiots find out they've been fired. There is not enough popcorn in the world...

Cue the mascara rivers on the white girls and indignant faces on the white boys talking about how their free speech should be protected when they finally leave the show and find out they've been shit-canned by their jobs.

You can subtly step it up a notch with a Charles Whitman 49 watch.

No worries! We all do it! haha.

I thought the conservatorship for Britney did her a world of good. What makes you think it was awful?

Well of course no one noticed, Tom. It's a gay bar.

I'm sure they would like to have enough time to give her proper psych tests and an adequate evaluation before awarding a conservatorship.

That was the whole "fire in the driveway" thing. She lit a gas can on fire in some lady's driveway in her parents neighborhood. She got gasoline on the dog, so she ran to a gas station and burst in the employee area to wash it off. It's out of control. I'm surprised they wont give the parents a conservator-ship. …