Between Roberts and Bill Conlin, Deadspin has done a fabulous job covering happy endings for former sports writers.

It might not change your life if you're already making almost half a mil a year. It would sure as fuck change my life, though.

LOL. Well, you clearly aren't very familiar with the Mail and their widely used nickname, so I'm not sure what to say there.

Had they hired her to play this prank, I could see where it would be upsetting and I'd be offended as well. But as it stands, I think the fact that they're good friends with great senses of humor, who are (speculatively mutually) not attracted to each other is what makes it funny. Not that someone can't be attracted…

"I will be doing everything I can to provoke conversation, make you think..."

How do you even sit down with that stick so far up your ass?

Well firstly, we don't actually know the details of the joke. We're speculating. And considering that she was invited, they're obviously friends. I think it's a little premature to say that the joke sucks because she's a self hating black woman. I mean, really?

Well, you sure put a lot of words in my mouth. No, I never said I don't see color or anything so stupid as that. I like the fact we are all different, but I'm sure you won't believe that. I mean I want to see more of her without it always followed up with "fat black woman" because that does not help her get anymore…

I have a feeling she is very aware of the perception of herself in Hollywood and I don't think she cares. She is a great actor and has an awesome sense of humor and that is what will help her continue to get work and thrive in such a harsh business. Also she is obviously good friends with Jimmy Kimmel as she has…

Don't you think the humor may lie in the initial shock of seeing a woman who is so completely physically unlike the bride/person everyone was expecting to see appear in the doorway? Like, if it was a large black woman who was getting married the same joke could have been done with a small white/Asian/Latina whatever…

I get what you are saying, but you're assuming that there's no personal relationship between Kimmel and Sidibe...and the bride, for that matter. It's possible that this was all a big play on a inside joke between the group of them based on something else they experienced together during their friendship. I don't know…

Smith has since apologized for the joke, noting that she really didn't think it was going to "Nagasaki" like that.

Whoa. Minnie Driver is really pissed about this baby.

If she "replaced" the bride walking down the aisle, the bride was almost certainly in on it.

Could have been worse. When Tiger dropped his trophy it cost him 100 million.

At least Phil's wife isn't the only thing in the picture that's missing a cup.

I fancy him so, so much. I don't even bother to hide it any more.

Scott Disick, why do I love thee?

This is my anti JT bias showing but...come on!! Take Back the Night rallies happen all over North America. If you live in a major city, chances are you've seen it or participated in it or at least heard about it. This incident just further confirms JT is an egotistical douchebag, and worse of all I don't even think he…