Yep. If nothing else, it's those beady little eyes.

I think Harry simply looks like Charles and William like Diana. I remember when she died in 1997, and shortly after in 2000 I drove through the tunnel in Paris where she had her accident. We also traveled to Westminster where she was married (obviously many other things have taken place at Westminster).

aww I still think William is handsome.

"But in the US - aren't we supposed to be innocent until proven guilty?"

Guyyyys, why did I read this after just putting my makeup on?

It's just a rumor. It's not true.

I still feel the prosecution failed to make its case, hence the verdict. If you don't agree with the verdict, don't blame the jury; blame the prosecution.

KTVU is to blame here. The joke names were juvenile and easy to spot. The fact that somebody typed them onto a graphic, typed them into a teleprompter and then a woman read them is inconceivable (this word means exactly what I think it means). The whole goddamned staff should be fired for being stupid.

Bert, big fan here. You probably get this question a lot, but is there a way to cook living animals so that you can sleep well knowing they've felt the maximum amount of pain?

I laughed so hard, I got hungry...

"I wrote a limerick for you Trebek. There once was a man from Nantucket—I forget how the rest goes, but you're mother's a whore."

Should be fine. It's not like there's much of an Asian community out that way.

She might as well read the "babba booey Howard sterns penis" part of that statement while she was at it

That's actually offensive enough that someone may pursue legal action. If they use Bay-area lawyer Mi Su Yu, that station is fucked.

I don't know, my partner's best friend is an ex, and a lot of people think it's weird. Not me, mind you- I try and explain to people that she's basically the closest thing he has to a sister, and she and I have become close friends in our own right. But people who don't know them sometimes look askance. Because men…

I have no patience for this kind of crap. Give me an old-school entertainer, someone who knows they're there for the audience. Ray Charles springs to mind. He's on time, gives it everything he has, makes sure everyone has a ball, and puts on a SHOW. Also? He seemed to be having a great time himself when I saw him.…

The British baby (or babies, if you will) tend to politely and carefully budge their way out through the cervix, offering apologies for any inconvenience they might have caused. "Terribly sorry! Won't be more than just a moment. Ah, there we are!"

Honestly, once they pry open the Beak-of-the-Mynah, squeeze the Jim Broadbent from the King's Musick, and clip the crumpet-butter-trumpet with a There's-Your-Cumberbatch, it's pretty much the same.

I have to call BS on Mike Burns. Even what he's telling you about his own life is still just a character he's created.