Yeah, the hair is dope. But I want this woman's pajamas!

Caddies don't get nearly enough credit for the work they do. Look what happened to Tiger when he ditched his caddie.

I don't think people are sick of seeing Die Hard and Lethal Weapon copycats. At all. I just don't think Tatum is the draw he's presented as, and Emmerich is a poor man's Michael Bay.

The caddie/golfer relationship is different from golfer to golfer. But usually at the highest levels of golf, caddies are there to help golfers decide how to play a course. They help with club selection, reading the greens and anything else the golfer may want help with. Caddies sometimes also act as a coach in the…

"I literally am cracking up."

Oh my God, that is hysterical. I literally am cracking up. What a ridiculous looking fucking face.

Sorry, I don't see the problem here. While smoking bans are, (arguably) a public health issue there is a strong point to be made about 'next they wanted' syndrome.

I am hoping for this follow-up story: "Lavigne and Kroeger have just married, but the Canadian couple has already announced the birth of their first-born - BabyBieber."

Really appreciate these, Sean.

Ugh, look at that douchebag. I never really paid him much mind before, but after seeing him like that... I just don't know.

Gives "scoring with a header" a whole new meaning.

I would have appreciated a warning before being diverted to Deathspin. Not cool.

Here's my big boy Bud Lee Hemingway practicing for his next Glamour Shots session.

I would honestly drop the loud noises and banishing to another room and stick to a regimen of always getting up and leaving, even for minor bites. If you can identify the signs of when she is approaching biteiness, try to head it off. You said she wants attention. For example, if she stands there staring intently…

YESS! , It's Saturday!! Can we talk about cats, PULLEEZE. Well, I'm going to anyway...So just now now I was sitting on my porch and my Maine Coon, Princess Sophie Fancypants - she looks like this only prettier,

Put the soda in a plastic bag (shopping bag, bread bag, ziplock, whatever, macht nichts) in the freezer, 'cause you're gonna forget it or mis-time it or for some other reason it's gonna explode. It's a real pain to clean spewed frozen soda from every other item, nook, and cranny of your freezer.

I can't stand it. I know language is an ever changing beast, but it's actually shorter to write is as "guys."

When did 'guise' replace 'guys'? I missed that transition. Saw it twice in these comments.

Ugh. I feel like this is the "Paula Deen only said the n-word one time 30 years ago and that is the only thing the deposition revealed" is happening all over again. Alec Baldwin also said, "If I put my foot up your ass, George Stark, but I'm sure you'd enjoy it too much" (his grammar problem, not mine), and "I want…