"I'd be careful"? Is he serious? C'mon man, that tough guy routine is lame.
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"This is getting ugly, it's reminiscent of the Brandon vs. Dylan over Kelly situation." — Simmons to anyone who will listen
Meanwhile, in my grocery store:
@BillSimmons has herpes and is ugly. - Doc Rivers (@DocRivers)
I may be the oldest dinosaur who ever dinosaured, but I don't like piercings beyond ears. I don't like tattoos or much makeup either, so I'm basically no fun.
What the hell is this?
No.
I would wear the shit out of this. I have a high waist and I carry my weight in the front, so unfortunately the higher-waisted bottoms often end up shortening my waist even further and don't do good things for my figure. But the shapes of these one-pieces are amazing!!! Whyyy must swimwear be so teeny-tiny nowadays? I…
"Read the fucking Post, you fucking nitwit."
I actually read this in Marie Claire sitting at the hair salon. It's true that there's no shame in turning down extra work obligations, but as I've often experienced, it's a fine line between being seen as a pushover who's always willing to help and a sassy bitch who doesn't let someone push her around. The former is…
This is absolutely, 100% the culture in my (very female dominated, "women friendly") office. The women (not the men, though!) with families leave right at 5pm, and no one bats an eye. Those of us who are childless, or male, could NEVER get away with leaving at 5 unless there was a very rare slow day. And the only…
Are there people who DON'T love day drinking???
"Can I have 12, please?"
"Some of my best STDs are from black people!"
The funeral procession consists of a single car.
Seeing as how that was taken at a baseball field, I highly doubt this was taken at the parade...
Pictured - Dan Snyder's backup plan for Chief Dodson.
Maybe it's because I'm not big on kids, or maybe I just meet a lot of shitty parents, but I feel like a lot of kids are assholes. And if there is one thing I absolutely hate is when strangers ask other strangers to discipline their kids. For example:
The more you learn about this the more you begin to wonder, How the eff did he make it this far?