Y'know, I would think that a significant portion of the populace would love to live the life Lance is leading right now. Wake up, drink some coffee, read the paper, go for a bike ride, have lunch with the kids, play golf, go to the park, and then cap it with a nice cold beer and some thought? Clearly, that's a ruined…
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i'm awaiting angry commenters telling me how it's easy to get oxygen while eating ass.
What an arrogant shithead. Just because he couldn't win without doping, he assumes no-one can. He deliberately smears those who have won the race clean, like Bradley Wiggins. Armstrong is beneath contempt.
I think they like sign-making. And every third verse in the Bible... except Psalms and, like, that whole last half.
I don't understand this article. He started off his comments with the fact that he wanted Paul Pierce, who was drafted by the Celtics and played fifteen years there, to retire as a Celtic. This was a FAN's perspective, not a pundit's. No other talking head would have started off their comments with this fact.
You guys can't even hate Bill Simmons coherently. Last week Deadspin thought the Sports Guy shtick was completely stale and had run it's course, this week Deadspin shits on him for not doing a live TV reenactment of a Boston Sports Guy column. He looked genuinely hurt at the beginning with the pause then he talked…
They've lost my donation. Unless they're dedicated to finding a cure for alecbaldwin.
Hmm... "foot up your ass... But I'm sure you'd enjoy it" is both homophobic and rapey.
Yuck. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Look, Alec, if the guy is truly lying then hire an attorney and pursue libel charges. Don't bandy about shitty homophobic and misogynistic hate speech/threats on Twitter, for fuck's sake. UGH.
I won't lie, i'm a former huge Simmons fan but can't stand him now. And I click on every Simmons post here, haha! But the sheer amount of them is a liiiiittle creepy.
He runs a competitor. Pretty obvious why they would cut him up at every opportunity.
They won in 2008.
I feel like this is just like that moment in 90210 when the gang realizes Nat can't The PEach Pit open anymore
This may be one of the lamer stories I've seen Deadspin post in the past couple weeks. You are really grasping at straws when it comes to Simmons. From what I've observed, on one hand: Shut the fuck up about Boston sports Bill. We don't give a shit about the majesty of the Patriots. On the other hand: Bill, when are…
Not gonna lie - and I can't believe I'm saying this, but - he's been outstanding tonight. And I loved that he didn't back down in the face of Doc Rivers pulling a typical "he doesn't know the truth, blah, blah, blah." Meanwhile, the rest of the ESPN guys, predictably, sit in silence, not wanting to offend a…
Yes, but - mindful of his legacy, he quickly followed that up with a prolonged Entourage reference.
Not going to like seeing PP in anything other than Celtics green
When it was announced on the draft telecast, Bill Simmons looked like he just saw his dog get hit by a truck. It was some of the best television in ESPN history.
*sigh*