Riiiightt.... she doesn't actually bear thinking about as something relevant to your world, eh?

Yeap, always good to hurt more people and cause more damage, that solves everything

It warmed the cold cockles of my cruel New England heart, truly.

They were most likely paid in Oxycontin.

Update: Boston PD has located the pistol used to kill Archduke Franz Ferdinand. It was registered to Aaron Hernandez.

Dan Snyder's a jerk, and there's no doubt that relying on this "Chief Dodson" guy the way they did was clumsy and misguided on the team's part. But the fact is — all that aside — the overwhelming majority of Native Americans don't actually find the name offensive.

Looks like the "Free Jahar" fangirls have moved on.

usually the yelling comes from inside the windowless van.

That's so distasteful. My shoes are made from baby pumas.

As a Celtics fan, I'm perfectly OK with blowing up the team to avoid years of Late Lottery Hell, but it saddens me to think that "doing it the right way" and "Pierce retires as a Celtic" seem mutually exclusive.

Indian rappers call each other Redskins all the time, so it's all good.

Re-read and then reconsider your response.

no....Michelle Obama

Drink every time Stern is the whitest person on stage. Die 3 picks in.

If any athlete, celebrity, or public figure used the word 'retarded' in this way, Tom/Deadspin would be the first to vilify them and ask for their firing in a condescending, self righteous troll like manner. But this is somehow 'perfect' Bravo Tom, your streak continues.

"Two slayings by a Patriot in one year? We've seen that before."

- The Buffalo Bills

I miss the days when Boston bar fights ended with Matt Damon quoting the history of agriculture.

Yea, the prosecuting attorney could have objected at that point but he was too busy hiding under the table crying about his star witness' credibility

Alt Headline: Ridiculous "Witness" Gives Disrespectful and Offensive Answer To Reasonable Remark By Lawyer