CBC Stanley Cup Finals Closing Montages of the Past Ten Seasons, Ranked:

I disagree; a half-shaved head looks stupid on everyone.

Congrats to the Blackhawks. Even though I'm a Bruins fan, it is always good to see an Original Six team win the Cup.

Jim Carrey: sincerely upset that children were killed with guns before he could kill them with shitty vaccine misinformation.

As a bruins fan id like to thank both the bruins and hawks for giving us an incredible stanley cup finals. Its just too bad we didnt get a game seven out of this as this was incredible hockey. Ive never seen such an even series. Congrats blackhawks, yall definately earned this cup.

Goddamn I love hockey.

Deen's attorney: “You have never heard Paula make a racist remark, have you?”

So you're the reason why we can't have nice things?

Ha. Point well taken.

Patrick Dempsey seems like a cool guy who loves cars but got into acting to pay the bills, much like Eric Bana.

That was painfully unfunny. You should be shot.

Watch Secretary.

Now if they'd just get rid of that douchebag Guy Fieri we'd be getting somewhere.

I know she's a crazy racist and all, but I still would have preferred it if they fired Guy Fieri. I hate him THAT much.

Springtime for Zombies?

"Let us back in! We paid good money to see this Heat playoff game!"

You don't know how disappointed I was to realize that Mel Brooks did not write the book this movie is based on.

ha, thanks. i know it probably doesn't mean much, but i was never really serious about it. as if a pro sports org would cover something up like this. it just seemed funny. although it could've also been because i thought of it at 5am.

For a Kansan, the fact that he has facial expression is flamboyant.

If, say, Marsha Blackburn wants to nestle her ideology into my cervix, then I have a right to know what she's doing with hers.