+1 for presentation, but Ted Allen still says you've been chopped

What does the Patriot Way have to do with someone being involved with a conspiracy, getting it on camera and then destroying the evidence?

"The Patriots are a football team. They are all about winning football games."

Man.

It's hard to imagine Shaughnessy wearing pearls. But he's awfully damn good at clutching them.

Unless the Pats planned the murder, it happened well after Tebow was signed.

Sorry for being late. Just running a fork through my hair.

Well, you're supposed to have some integrity and face what you've done or you know, not kill anybody. But nice low-life way of thinking, though.

i love baseball, probably my favorite sport..... but it's really not that big of a deal. you have a good 10 seconds between pitches and 3 minutes between half-innings. it's not like there's a crazy soccer/nfl atmosphere or a lot of action like hockey/basketball. you can do a lot and not miss a second of action.

Love my Nats, and don't even care you're making fun of them, you stupid bastard asshole.

I have so many problems with this article that I don't even know where to start. While I respect the author's attempt to draw attention to Miley's supposed cultural appropriation, I cannot cosign with her oversimplified notion of dances, words, and fashion belonging to specific ethnic groups. So your argument is…

Human beings are not accessories.

Why is it that the only comments displayed are ones that agree with the Author? Some others made a good point but clearly Jezebel hivemind must continue on. Dodai your articles normally rock but this is giving off vibes like the NPR yellow cake article.

Sorry...don't agree. I agree when speaking of specific rape incidents discussing risk management is stupid, non-productive and victim blaming. But when discussing rape culture I believe it is a perfectly valid part of the discussion.

Uh, she didn't describe the gift dismissively. She said it was one of her favorite gifts and that it was so thoughtful.

I'm always _so_ tempted (but have never yet been ballsy enough) to gift the newlyweds with something hideous and unreturnable. Estate sale velvet paintings of clowns come to mind.

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I know, right? There's a major contingent of commenters who are all, "Well, actually, there is something of a rule that says guests are supposed to bring gifts of equal value to the costs of catering their meal..."

Yes! I do try to follow a rule of thumb to cover my "cost" of the wedding with a monetary gift. Even when I know the couple hasn't paid for the wedding. My husband and I are well off enough that this hasn't yet been a problem. But one our favorite wedding gifts we received: a Land's End bag with a blanket and a $7…

Weddings are to make money for your future..