I really hope that some hospital aide doesn't get greedy for tabloid money or such and send out the message before the easel. I kinda dig that they're going old-skool.

How lovely that you'd like your son flaming, Snooki.

Most Likely To Laugh At His Own Jokes

Most likely to examine his own urine for PEDs.

So... It worked, right? All Kim and Kris's scheming, planning, wishing, praying... It actually worked. Kim is on the cover of almost every tabloid, having a child with a famous (arguably one of the most famous) rapper. And it all started with a sex tape. Everyone said- nay, hoped- it couldn't be done! But they did it.…

It may not have been the exact reason the agency was let go but, they did complain and force the remove of the add.

Seriously. This article is a master class in missing the context, which as it frames this discussion is totally missing the point. No one is arguing about the larger issue of leaving early constituting bad fandom in the context of leaving a minor league baseball game, or a midseason blowout of a sad sack hockey team.

Counterpoint:

Sooo... my takeaway from this article is that the decline of defined benefit pension plans is the culprit for fans leaving early... huh... never woulda thunk it..

Uh huh. I see. That is reasonable, except for the fact A) it is the freaking finals, B) tickets cost a full semester of tuition, and C) lots of these "gotta get home for work and the kids" people were banging on the doors to get back in. I think I'll pick another lawyer.

In general, I think this is a good point. But isn't it kind of ignoring context? I mean, this was Game 6 of a finals series that was already one of the most entertaining in recent memory. And the Heat fans had JUST WITNESSED their team mount a crazy, improbable comeback in the fourth quarter. I just don't understand…

Right. But this wasn't Whalers-Pens. This was Game 6 of the NBA Finals. Some of the best players of all time. Elimination game. The whole season.

A regular season Whalers game in the middle of winter =/= as an NBA Finals elimination game with potentially 7 hall of famers on the court at any one time.

This is satire, right?

Why stop at thinking about a sandwich while she talks? George Costanza managed to EAT a sandwich while making love. And watching tv.

I would say the sight of feces will probably turn a woman off faster than the smell of feces, and that's why the authors presumably at one point struggled to get laid (or why else would they write a book for people who need help): they're full of shit.

"My designer weave is made from Secretariat's tail."

"I swear to God I'll fucking take the ball and shove it down your fucking throat."

My God that is the most awkwardly worded non-apology I have ever seen. And exclamation point should never follow the phrase "such a horrible tragedy" unless you're trying to be sarcastic, as in:

I am deeply sorry for what I supposedly said