@Michael Dukakis: How the hell do you do it sir. God dammit tell me your secret!

Thanks guys i really appreciate it! Hopefully i finally make week of comments :D

@Behrditz: Oh my jesus i can't feel my bulging ripped abs hurt so much from laughing!

Why the hell is he at a billiard club? I want to see Tiger shag his balls on the green good sir!!

God damnit, i guess all those years of computer 3-sums are down the drain. Now how the hell am i going to fill all of my computers slots?!

Hopefully with this same technology, i can finally scratch my balls with my mind without having to worry about the angst and distress of having to take my hands off the controller.

So does the stay up till 5am eating cheetos badge come with it?

@Kage56: AHHH i can't! I tried to actually play the game myself but then an extremely feminine looking guy came out of the TV and bitch slapped me. I'm scared Kage, very scared!

@Kage56: I don't know! Im scared! The game is playing for me now! What do i do???!! AHHHHHHHH!

It's been 36 hours and i am still in the tutorial of FFXIII! When does this friggin game start!!!!????

So it's Halo, meets mass effect, meets Crysis, meets Alien vs. Predator, meets your mom, meets Gears of War, meets Capcom, meets Lost Planet, meets Robo Cop, meets Shadow of the Colossus, meets Modern Warfare 2. Sign me up...

On top of a mountain high,

"Madden 11's Debut Trailer Is Both Simple & Quick"

Honestly, i should hear announcers freaking out when i make a great play. It would prob give you such a bigger sense of accomplishment. Instead of hearing

@Frypot: no it's not

@Kakkoii: that's Soul Caliber buddy, and i am kinda sad i know that.....

@firefly: a "manual" is a trick in skateboarding where the rider balances on the back wheels. So, its a play on words.

So i'm guessing Ubisoft is making the next Call of Duty then eh? They have a talent for crippling an amazing series to the point where i can beat the game using my **** (splinter cell convictions), which is what everyone wants! Right?.......Right?

@Jennacide: Yeah that type of humor was great and i loved the banter between lambert and Sam. But i beat the game and can tell you that there is absolutely no humor in this game..at all.

@onimusha_lp: