Oh god, for one she isn't even cute. And second of all this advise is atrocious. Im going to lay down and wonder if there are people who take this seriously.

You would not have sex with the extremely attractive women waaaaay out of your league? IS that so?

I honestly doubt they would implement such a thing for one reason.

Kotaku is leaving Kotaku? Words cannot describe how sad this day is. Good Luck Crecente!

what?

its sad to see marion barber fall like that in the Denver game. He has really been a fantastic asset to the team, and the mistakes he made in the Denver game were horrible. I wish he would just own up to it an move on, but his refusing to do so is kind of irritating.

if you haven't already, i seriously urge you guys to call your representative if you live in the US. Don't just think that someone else will do it for you and it wont count because it will. For the first time in my life I've actually been proactive in politics, and if the internet does fall to this bill i would like…

"That explains eeeevverything"

butterfree, why did you have to leave

We will never be taken serious as a medium if crap like this continues.

I use to be able to get the joke right, then i took an arrow to the knee

I used to be able to kick people in the groin. Then i got an arrow to the knee.

then they would not be able to move

thank God, now i don't have to hold it for ya

Throughout your article i still have yet to find what exactly Kotaku *DID* to make you want to leave. No one is being ignored here, yet no one is being put in the light either. Do you want a daily LGBT forum posted on Kotaku? I. Of course everyone should be accepted, im not denying that. But i just do not see what…

exactly what i did when i read this comment

doesn't bother me none seeing as ill of course be going for the ridiculously expensive one.

Well as weird as this sounds, this makes it a no buy for me. As a kid that was my favorite part of the game. So if there is no way to relive the game i loved back in the day, i don't even want this anymore.

This list just lost it's credibility

im liking those 3DS bundles. Might actually try saving up for one finally