Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

Yeah, a darker purple, definitely.

when did they make those browns? am I crazy or did those use to be purple?

I can see how with such meager compensation, college sports would go broke trying to pay their athletes even a livable wage. Thank god coaches make so much money, since they can only physically manage to do so for like 20 or 30 years.

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

Aww man, and he's all nice and patient as his kid takes 142,000 years to cut open the box too.

You'll never guess who originally pointed this out in the rule book to the Minnesota Vikings special teams coach and said "Hey, wouldn't that be interesting if that situation happened? We should mess around with that."

Rex Ryan: [cums]

The Patriots finally pulled the tweet down after an hour, and apologized for designing a shitty script and/or not anticipating that people with offensive Twitter handles exist.

I think you're missing my point ... which is totally understandable, as I only vaguely hinted at it.

What head injury?

I'll still never understand why some people think you can't be seriously, if not gravely, injured from just a fist fight.

"I haven't seen this 'video' you speak of."—Goodell

Please explain to me again... Why, exactly, would I want to go to watch an NFL game live?

Clearly, this bear went to college and was an Ursa Major.

More than anything else, this demonstrates under the new wild card format there's a vas deferens between squeezing into the playoffs and being stuck on the outside.

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who beat the shit out of black children, and the attorneys who find clauses within the law that allow criminals to continuously beat black children. These are their stories.

You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.

When you take your girl out for Chipotle and you make it back to your apartment without shitting yourself.