Yeah, I know they painted up a GI Joe jet to look like Jetfire. But I want one that transforms into Jetfire, while still scaled for the figures. We’ve got Fort Max, we can do this!

Fucking awesome. Y’know what would make it really fucking awesome, though?

Just make sure to film it for salt farming.

Obligatory, since I’ve loaded more comments three times now and haven’t seen it.

Because they want to get in on the movie money / Kelvin timeline, but legally don’t have the rights to it, so we get a Kelvin-timeline-knockoff sold to us as five years prior to this (maybe ten, this was before Kirk after all):

Except it is set almost contemporous to old school Trek. This is taking one of the new Sherlock reboots on TV, replacing every instance of 2017 with 1890, and trying to sell it as being set in the 1890s.

So? Would you just shrug if they had Sherlock Holmes that was supposedly set in the late 1800s running around with a smartphone?

I can completely understand improved production values, but this is taking a show with its design squarely based in 2017 from the floor on up and trying to sell it as a show set in the early 1900s.

Well, maybe the second one based on your taste, but you cannot sit there and tell me that this is legitimately Prime timeline and set ten years before Kirk and not expect me to call you crazy.

It can’t be Prime timeline. Prime timeline wasn’t that advanced ten years prior to Kirk.

It’s gotta be Kelvin timeline. There’s no other explanation that fits.

Brand recognition. That’s why.

Is there a followup where she came back to the store to bitch at them about the content of the game? Seems like there should be that on this story.

I just wanted to see that huge head of hair in the background. Didn’t they establish in A Good Man Goes to War that she was there with 11? When Rory tries to recruit her.

God, I hope they have Old Glory Insurance!

Rich people. Seriously. Rich white folk. Look it up.

“Your inquiry is important to us. You are currently number [9999999999999] in queue. Please enjoy this music while you wait.”

For a minute there I thought I had missed a version of the Addams Family with Oscar Isaac/Eva Green as Gomez and Morticia. And then was very sad when I checked IMDB and it doesn’t exist.

Maybe I’m missing something. What’s with the blue / red splitscreen shit?

Wow, just when you thought a Disney movie couldn’t get darker.