Exactly what I was wondering. There’s also no indication of what platform it’s going to be provided on, either.

Chocobo Racing was already a thing...

You’ve pretty much described every “create something awesome for us!” contest for any video game (or really any piece of entertainment content) ever.

Aside from that, Valve probably has no monetary motivation to fix this either. I’m pretty sure that Apple and Google will claw back the full purchase price of something that was refunded, even though they take their 30% cut when it was bought in the first place. Wouldn’t surprise me if Valve did the same thing, but…

Hey, what do you call a reseller at the bottom of a river?

IGN’s got a bunch of new positions opening soon, then?

They won’t reroute a thing. They’ll just raise prices and close a couple studios full of devs & engineers.

Welcome to the world of fancy corporate doublespeak, where they tell people exactly what needs to be done without actually taking any responsibility for it.

So basically they couldn’t tell their employees ahead of time because they knew the ones that actually owned stock in the company would dump ahead of the stock tanking, and the only ones allowed to do that kind of insider trader are the executives.

I hear it tastes like boot polish.

So do they expect Netflix & YouTube and other streaming services to submit each movie individually for review by Apple? No? Only the games? Huh. Wonder why that is. 

Kotaku’s written a couple articles about it in this week alone, I think.

Great for those four people in Australia.

Give the corporations time, they’ll sort out that whole ‘innocent until proven guilty’ thing in the court system, too.

Is this like when twitch streamers and shit give out “their phone number” and it’s really the number to some PR bot?

Hey, at least now video game developers can see their families for a little bit more each day while they crunch for 36 hours a day, 9 days a week!

They probably figured that people wouldn’t lose their minds over a number on an Emblem. It’s not like they’re taking away your guns (that’s coming in a future season!).

Thanks for the reply! I’ll probably end up grinding through what’s left of Year 1 content while waiting on Massive to put their NPCs through socialization training.

I just unlocked World Tier 5 last night. Haven’t done any of the Year 1 episodes or the Expedition yet. Should I grind through all that stuff, or head off to Manhatten when I get home tonight?

KA-NE-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!