SVU writers are probably crapping themselves with excitement right now.

The worst part of this for me was picturing getting a letter.. "Hey, just to let you know, your kid might have been raped."

I smell a terribly insensitive movie (or tv show) adaptation about to be in the works..

Ha! I didn't remember that scene at all.

MOORS

Spain was way cooler before the moops invaded.

I think you'd have been totally within your rights to kick him or punch him, too. If the girl had done that she would have just been defending herself, he was freaking assaulting her.

He's starting to look like the head sister from Shawshank

Yep - those men weren't just invading Perry's privacy, they were sexually harassing her. Totally disgusting.

They didn't give women the vote, WE PAID THE IRON PRICE!

I once went out with a guy who said he was a writer, and since I'm also a writer, I asked who some of his favorite authors were. He said,

Didn't believe in vaccinations. Ended it right there.

When men wear those oversized tank tops where the arm hole goes super low and shows their sides. Especially the homemade from giant t-shirt kind. Pasty side ribcage is not for me.

Throwing garbage out of car windows. Not a cigarette. Like oh I'm done with ____ rolls down window and tosses. I dated a girl who did this and was so instantly turned off because I actually didn't know grown up humans did such things.

I thought this was gonna be about a bunch of homosexual activists trying to change Michelle's hairdo.

just once I want to stay in a hotel with a homosexual lobby. I hear they are FAAAABULOUS

Yay! Good for her!

I dread thinking of the real number of people he assaulted and victimized. Someone with such a long career and demigod status has probably harmed many more dozens. This guy is a monster and I hope he goes down in flames.

"...which meant that, among other things, protocol said she didn't have to kneel before the pope."

WHY AM I NOT PART OF THE PEERAGE