Thank you Ms. Rose for writing this article. It means a lot to me and I am really excited that I made it to the pages of Jezebel.

I know you aren't trying to hate because I did have a lot of help making this movie. I hired a cast and crew. That crew included a cinematographer/camera man who had a lot of great equipment to capture the shots I directed him to shoot. I was very fortunate to not have to run the camera and direct at the same time.…

I know shitting on Doug's writing is the cool thing to do, but at least Doug is pushing out multiple articles in a day. This crank gets so lost verbally masturbating over his paranoid fantasies of animal rights groups and raping teenage girls, he can't even finish his first sentence.

The verb is that "am" at the very beginning. The rest is some kind of matryoshka doll of prepositional phrases, with each clause simultaneously modifying the previous clause and being modified by the following one. I'm not entirely unconvinced that if you diagrammed this thing it wouldn't just start branching off into…

Lol at this comment left on a Aus Cat Lady blog post:

As of now, AustralianCatLadies.org redirects to a Google image search for "dogs."