I know shitting on Doug's writing is the cool thing to do, but at least Doug is pushing out multiple articles in a day. This crank gets so lost verbally masturbating over his paranoid fantasies of animal rights groups and raping teenage girls, he can't even finish his first sentence.

The verb is that "am" at the very beginning. The rest is some kind of matryoshka doll of prepositional phrases, with each clause simultaneously modifying the previous clause and being modified by the following one. I'm not entirely unconvinced that if you diagrammed this thing it wouldn't just start branching off into…

Lol at this comment left on a Aus Cat Lady blog post:

As of now, AustralianCatLadies.org redirects to a Google image search for "dogs."