Regarding Tom Hiddleston's alleged hotness: no.

Those lists of charges are fucking horrifying.

Pretty obvious why this moron got the Pope Francis Slap-Down (TM).

I'm a nursing mother, and I drink a beer every night. The nurse in the hospital told me to, and I thought she was nuts, but I did because she swore it worked to increase milk production. A few months in, I stopped drinking a beer at night to cut some calories. My milk supply immediately dropped! When I went back to…

I did the same thing after my dad died—called his voicemail over and over to hear his voice. I dearly wish I had recorded it before they deactivated it.

I get creeped out thinking anyone is attracted to Ariana Grande shaking her butt. It honestly reminds me of my 1 year old niece doing the same thing. Cute, but dear God I hope no one finds it sexual.

I've taught in grades 6-12 and college, and I can't fathom a 17 year-old passing as a sixth grader. I meant, I get that they forged documents, but Jesus, nobody noticed this dude was clearly not 11?!

But what does eternal goddess Phylicia Rashad say about all this? Guide us, Phylicia.

So, you're Rhiannon and the dog is Queso? Your family's name game is on point.

I've been debating for 10 minutes whether or not to watch.

Yep. "Government handouts for dogs!!!"

No way to turn this into a political argument? You've clearly not had the pleasure of meeting my brother-in-law. He'll find a way. Trust.

I spotted this beauty at an Illinois Target & tweeted the following:

I spotted this beauty there the other day & tweeted them:

This story comes on excellent authority:

What filmmaker doesn't have help?

Awesome work!! Keep it up. You've definitely got bucketloads of talent. I'll keep my eye out to see your work in wide release in a few years :) You rock!!

This clip is so painfully awkward that I can't even finish it.

It's hot either way.

Yep, a great read. I enjoyed the whole thing, but she really sealed the deal with the Tolkien reference.