Stéphane Matteau celebrating after his game winning goal in the second overtime of game 7 against the New Jersey Devils in the Eastern Conference Finals in 1994. The game was two days after my seventh birthday and when the Devils scored with 7 seconds left, I cried because I thought the Rangers had lost the game. The…

That could be Antoine Walker. Both took too many shots and couldn't rebound.

Actually, the New York State Special Olympics were last Friday.

+1

Even more incredible when you realize that black pigs can't swim.

The sound of glass shattering is not something that one is used to hearing while watching a basketball game.

The easy thing to do here is make a quick roast joke about a baby.

Even more egregious is Flo-Jo's fifth consecutive exclusion from competing the skeleton.

Kim Jong-un opens his e-mail. After scrolling down for a few moments, he finds a video link from an old friend titled "Pipeline Winter 2013" with the message "You have to check this out!" His curiosity peaked, he clicks on the link.

Now there's a pipeline Obama can't refuse.

Of course he's a true Patriots fan. He barks at black people.

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He then threw those bananas at Mario Balotelli.

Jordan wouldn't have missed.

Broadcasting self-righteousness while simultaneously admonishing the anonymous is a pretty good indicator that you do.

Do yourself a favor:

There's only two things in Houston: Steers and queers.

Have sympathy, Dwyane - they're just trying to take their talons to South Beach.

The CDC had to show up after another report of resistant staff.

Each player took two shots and left so they'd get used to exiting after the second round.